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Latina is a type of woman every man wants to be with; especially a HOT one. You can find a Latina almost anywhere in the world, but a high concentration of them are located in Central and South America, known as Latin America collectively.

[edit] Description

your typical latina ass buffet

Latinas come in a variety of colors; from light brown, blonde, to dark brown, and sometimes black. No matter what color, all you care about are the red hot ones. These peppers varies from skinny to voluptious silicone like unlike their mexican counterparts colombianas have good seed bearing shapes.

Latina Chick, a popular dish in the west is a hot baked fowl marinated in Coffee Juice. The term "Hot Tamale!" was first coined by white settlers in Texas when they first had a taste of their Tamales dipped in Latinas.

[edit] Origin and Distribution

Veronica Orozco, a typical Colombian Woman, relaxing at home.

Native to the New World, the dons were the first to cultivate the early coca leaf strains by crossbreeding the escobar Chilli (Bootilicious Shakirakus) with the juan valdez Chilli. When the Spaniards arrived, they introduced the Spanish Chilli (Penelopecus Cruzicus) and the rest was history. Later, when the Africans decided to migrate to America in order to avoid prosecution from Jamaican Voodist Jerks (people who practice the Voodoo Religion), they brought with them Black Pepper. American Chili Farmers genetically mixed the native chili with the pepper to produce the big bottomed black variety colombiana we know today.

[edit] How to get/have/obtain a Latina woman

To have your very own Latina woman, simply fly to South America and introduce yourself as a foreigner; that is, tell Hispanic Women that you are from outside of Latin America, and you will see what happens! If this first option isn't to your liking, then simply go to the nearest street corner, flash an US One Dollar Bill, and watch as every Latina Women fights for you.

[edit] Harvesting

Latinas normally reach maturity in 16 years from blossoming. De-flowering it at an early stage would make it bear fruit immediately but it becomes rotten quick. Mature Latinas are more spicy, flavorful, and full bodied than the hotter young Latina. It's really up to you when you want to pick them. Some people personally like them fresh.(Like Dragons)

[edit] Types of Latinas

• The ones that look like white girls but still are Latinas
• The other ones that look like black girls but still are Latinas
• The other ones that look like....... but still are Latinas
• The one that always hang around drug lords but still are Latinas
• The ones who want to marry gringo men but still are Latinas
• Shakirakukus / the ones who are stuck upidukus mostly come from the upper classes of the Latin tree..... but still are Latinas / and last but not least the drunk gringa tourists found all over the Latin coastal areas.

[edit] Pics of Latinas

NOTE: It is recommended that you click on the below pics in order to better appreciate these Latin ladies.

Laura Acuña, a "superduper" slut ; who happens to be Colombian	A typical Whore, by the name of Luisa Fernanda Raigosa ; who happens to be Colombian	A colombiana Bitch showing-off her ass ; who happens to be Colombian	A decently dressed Woman, by the name of Veronica Orozco ; who happens to be Colombian
An average looking Woman ; who happens to be Colombian