Commonism
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Commonism, not to be confused with Communism, is a religion practiced by people who are especially common, that is they act in unsophisticated ways and generally have low levels of social skills.
[edit] Common indicators of Commonism
- Drinking cheep beer.
- Living in a mobile home.
- Not washing hands after using the toilet.
- Not washing hands after unblocking the toilet.
- Not realising that the reason the toilet is blocked is that they are shitting into the kitchen sink.
- Not washing the dishes afterwards.
Commonism is widespread in Jesusland. United Nations-sponsored attempts to control the spread of Commonism by using hurricanes have come under fire recently. In light of the recent reports that hurricanes may not be the most effective means with which to end the Commonism crisis, a UN Commonism Sub-comitte has been set up. The Role of this sub-comitte is to detirmine the most efficient and realibile method to carry out the... ahem, "cleansing".
Thus har, the UN based group has agreed with 100% support amongst it's ranks, that the most effective and readily avalibe means of elminating the commonism threat is to continue to allow them to vote in presidential and state elections.
See Also: Common people
