Commonly Misunderstood Radiohead Lyrics
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“What?”
~ Radiohead fans on Thom Yorke's lyrics
“What?!”
~ Thom Yorke on his own lyrics
The most common misunderstood lyrics of the band Radiohead.
In actuality, you cannot understand any of Radiohead's lyrics. The many that have attempted to understand have either contracted acute cases of SEHS, or have failed. Because they use a Stephen Hawking-esque voice for all of their songs, it is commonly thought that people subconciously link these songs to his theories, which have also been known to cause SEHS.
[edit] Airbag
In a mix of warmth,
Jack my turnip up,
I am bored again.
You need a long sign,
force it up and down,
I am bored again.
In a interstellar bed,
I'm black to destroy the universe.
Addicted to sex,
all at the same time,
I am stoned again.
In a fly,
you've stolen a car
I'm amazed I didn't survive
Your Airbags have saved my life.
In a interstellar bed,
I'm black to destroy the universe.
[x3]
(Moans)
[edit] Bangers & Mash
You shit me, shit me, shit me, ow You shit me, shit me and now I want Ford I'm wandering the mall I’m shitting out the stall It’s all been sent to mother's mail
The singers and the hash The neat gates for cash You're slitting in the tub, baby, or you're not
Whatever turns you on Whatever gets you off Chief of pro-lice or The vice-chancellor Ford Ford and Gladys, blah, blah The Victor or the fudge You're hanging onto my little red hook
Because you shit me, shit me, shit me, ow I've got the slow gun, slow gun And I want Fore
If you are on the stop then it is a long prop The pryes are his flower we're charging by the hour If you are on the stop then it is a long prop If you stare out of the dark, The black will steal our back Back out of your soul
The bitch, bitch, bitch Came through The bitch, bitch, bitch Came through The bitch, bitch, bitch
I'm choking you down I'm choking you down I'm choking you down When I go down I'm choking you down I'm choking you down I'm wandering in the mall I`m shitting out the stall, yeah Because you shit me, shit me, shit me, ow I've got my slow gun I've got my slow gun I've got my slow gun, hear Hear, I’ve got the slow gun
[edit] Creep
I'm a grape, I'm in a window
Sheep running up the debt. Sheep run, run run run
-Or-
When I was here, be four I went to the sea But then a giant penguin Came and ate me I want you two know this After i'm dead I wish I was penguin You fucking penguin
But I'm a fish I'm a tuna What the hell am I seeing here I'm being thrown up here
It really hurts I mean a lot After being digested It dosent make you look hot I'm positively dying out in the air I wish I was penguin You fucking penguin
But I'm a fish I'm a tuna What the hell am I seeing here I was being thrown up there
l33t, I'm really going down... feet, soon im going to have fun, fun, fun fuuunn...
Whatever eats your finger Whatever you want I wish I was penguin You fucking penguin
But I'm a fish I'm a tuna What the hell am I seeing here I was being thrown up there I was being thrown up there
Cheeeeeese! Yadda yadda ya!
[edit] Blow Out
Every child I touch Sucks my bone
...
(chocolate-covered Hitler, all Mussolin'ed up and Stalin-ed coated)
[edit] The Bends
The planet is a gumdrop in a sea of beer. The planet is a gundam in a sea of fear.
[edit] Fake Plastic Trees
Gringo spastic warbling can
for a fake chinese rubber band
it wades around, it wades around
or
the worms are mine, the worms are mine
or
it wears fur harp, it wears fur harp
or
nut in the nigger, nut in the nigger
[edit] High And Dry
Touch and sell your neat confection, you think that's pretty clever, don't touch flies... flying on your motorcycle... watching all the ground beneath you fall
Dead worms will spit at you, you will be the one screaming out... You broke your friends cell phone you will be the one... to pay him back
[edit] Black Star
I get some big dork and you're standing in a well dressed gnome
I try to stay awake it's been 58 hours since I last slept with gnus
Blame it on friendster, blame it on a froggy's pie, blame it on saddle horn that rings the phone
[edit] Paranoid Android
His goodyear boys are trying to get some breast from all the unborn chitlins roosting in my bed
Hair Gel, hair gel, come on rain down on me farmer grape vine
Please can you stop the noise I'm trying to buy a vest
For all the stubborn deccorative choices in my head
Abu - dabi
Eebi Geebi
I may be polaroid but not a depressive maniacal Marvin the paranoid android.
-Or-
Please could you stop me from touching myself to rest,
From using the unborn chicken devices in my head.
Fuck this,
Fuck this.
When I am Queen you will be sucking against my wall,
With your opinions which is of no funk-a-quinces.
Fuck this,
Fuck this.
This shirt makes you look pretty ugly,
Eat a squealing goose you little fat piggy.
You don't remember, You don't remember
When i did your little neighbor.
I put his head in my head now, i put in my head now,
I don't even remember his name, which makes me look dumb.
Play now, Play now, come on Play now, Amen.
From the graveyard, from the graveyard,
Play now, Play now, come on Play now, Amen.
From the graveyard, from the graveyard,
Lets eat him, He'll eat me, That cracker will fix you.
He'll dust me, and scream in me and live with me.
The planet, the vomit, the planet, the vomit,
the useless children, the useless children, Yeah.
(Screams)
[edit] Karma Police
He's like a Detroit Julio (Iglesias?)
I've given all a candle but we're still on the Ross_Perot
[edit] Let Down
The spherical insects, Spherical insects ...
[edit] Everything in Its Right Place
Everything, in Israel planes
Everything, in Israel planes
Yesterday I woke up sucking your melon
Yesterday I woke up sucking your melon
Yesterday I woke up smoking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up smoking a lemon
There are tin quarters in my hair
Everything, it is rat piss
Everything, it is rat piss
[edit] Packt Like Sardines in a Crushd Tin Box
After years of waiting, no one came.
As your flesh flashed before my eyes, I realize,
Aboriginal man, get off, get off, get off my cakes
Aboriginal man, get off my cakes, get off my cakes.
[edit] Like Spinning Plates
While you fake ditty bitches, I'm peeing porn in bed
(reverse mumbling)
And this just feels like, fake titties. I'm living in a plastic universe.
[edit] 2 + 2 = 5
You are not in, penetration, penetration, penetration
or
You can't nab it, meditation, meditation, meditation, meditation, yeah, my beer
[edit] No Surprises
you look like englebert humperdink
turn down the price is right
they just won a brand new car
noah's bagels and a starbucks
noah's bagels and a starbucks please
search her pretty ass
and search her pretty garter
I know her lumps, and knows her privates
bleed
--OR--
(Written by Santa, highlighting his stance on the disabled)
Nooooooo arms mean no surprises
NOooooooooOOOo arms mean no surprises
[edit] You And Whose Army
Bolored cheese is so lizardish
We rap too nice
Over Modest Mouse
[edit] Pyramid Song
A moon bought from spars and vauxhall cars/ All the things I used to pee
[edit] Where I End And You Begin.
There's a cat in the train, there's a cat where I reign
[edit] Bones
I've got to feel your alien bones.
I forgot to feel up idiot blokes.
[edit] Lucky
- Ham on a roll,
Ham on a roooooooll, Piss tang
- He's going to be a glorious gay,
I feel my egg is big
[edit] Optimistic
You can try domestic ham
You can try domestic ham
Domestic ham is good enough
or
Nigger try to bust a cap
Nigger try to bust a cap
To bust a cap is good enough
[edit] Street Spirit (Fade out)
Frozen ponces, and Blair is fondling me,
I can feel him, Auntie's bloomers touching me,
Arnold's fingers preminition,
Arnold fingers microscopes...
I can feel death,
I help him beat it off..
[edit] Idioteque
Who is funkier, who is funkier,
Woman and children break dance first and the children first, and the children,
I shit until my head explodes.
I swallow until I burst, until I burst, until I,
Who is in my bunker, who is in my bunker,
I haven't had enough of you, I haven't had enough, You haven't had enough of me,
I fart until my head comes off
Woman and children break dance first and the children first, and the children,
Eddie thinks I'm in love with this thyme
Eddie thinks I'm in love with this thyme
Ice age coming, Ice age coming,
Let me fear both sides, let me fear both sides, let me fear both,
Ice age coming, Ice age coming,
through the DVD's in the fire, through them in the fire, (mumbles)
We're very scared, of the rest,
This is really happening, happening,
We're very scared, of the rest,
This is really happening, happening,
More these movies are coming,
take the (DVD) players and run, take the (DVD) players and run,
Eddie thinks I'm in love with this thyme
Eddie thinks I'm in love with this thyme
("On fire goes all the children, On fire goes all the children..")
[edit] 'Idioteque' side notes
Ice Age in the lyrics refers to the actual movie which came out on DVD in 2002.
An unusual phenomenon occurs when children under the age of 13 watch the movie for approximately 30
minutes before they spontaneously combust into flames, which explains the reasons for "On fire goes all the children"
which can be heard in the background near the end of the song.
[edit] Videotape
When I'm at the weird fishy gates
This'll be on my videotape
Mestiphopholes is just
beneath he reaches up to grab my Devil Horn
[edit] Jigsaw Falling into Place
Just ass takes my hand away
Just ass I am one
Ass your bad moon rises
No longer wound of likes asspirin
Be four you've had two match
Cum bag in focus, gain it
The balls abandon shave
They gots A, [jibberish word] bat grind
A-11 blurring in two, one
This place suxorz
Be four the knight, ow!
Be four two animal boys
Open circus phones
Be four, you're tomatoes
How many points for instrumental songs, Pink Floyd?
Words don't come easy, to me
Cum on, let it be
Tricks are failing into a pit full of spikes
There is no thing to export
Reward peaches others ass, you pass now
Cheese looks at pack, yo looks at fuck
No, just twice
No, bust shite
Wash away the rain
Black hole sun, won't you come
You've gots asslight, you cannot feed it on your back!
You've gotta fight, you can kill it with your back
Trickboys failing into assholes, assholes, assholes..
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