Commujism
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They may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!)
Commujism (pl. commujism, noun) is a communist unable to pronounce communist properly, hence the name commujism. Notice how it is commujism and not commijist. The emphasis on -ism reflects that person lack of proper grammar skills. if you aren't a communist, but still are unable to properly say communism, chances are that you're what they call a capitajist, or a jepjubicen or yatzee (nazi). Other "verbajjy chaienchd" that do not fit into any of these group are look upon as caste-less and are frequently used for stem cell research. Their bloodline, unique to caste-less possess a favourable genetic composition. There is yet to be found a Democrat who is unable to pronounce his political ideology properly (and while liberals can't properly pronounce their ideologies properly - that would be commujism - liberals don't count as Democrats since they're actually commujism in disguise). According to a recent publication by the famous and highly respected statistics company randomize, there is a strong correlation between level of ignorance and severity of speach. They implemented the Schwarzenegger paradigm to prove all of this crap.
[edit] History
As is known, Arnie discovered Nazi from these believes he sought to find ways of improving the school system, which lead to the implementation concentration camps in the school system. The mythological Jews (correctly pronounced news), famous for having three heads and whatnot, taught self defence, the famous jew yatzee style, to the challenged pupils. What has this to do with commujism you ask? Well, it was the governator's idea to attempt to correct the pronounciastic errors, as he termed it, of the commujism, the capitajist and the jew. Unfortunatly the project was eventually banned as due to overload of these: for each corrected subject, it was estimated that 100 new subjects were taken in (f-spot).
