Conan the Librarian
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[edit] Conan the librarian
A nickname given to the librarian of letterkenny instutute of technology.([1] Known to all students and facilty as Conan the librarian,he is a stern man, stern but fair.He exells in his job and his job is maintaining the quiet desolation of the library.There are unfounded rumours that this particular librarian sleeps in LYIT library but further investigation has ruled this theory to be nothing more than students rumours.He lives with his mother.The nickname is believed to have come from his unccanny resembelence to Conan the Barbarian(the 1982 film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger) and their near identical stern apperance.Although he lacks slightly in the muscle department the similarities are there.
The fact that conan the librarian also likes to keep well toned,very similarly to his namesake is an indicator as to why he has been given this nickname.He can be seen at many times throughout the weekdays either working out in very little clothing or patrolling the library looking out for "trouble makers".Only through the unflinching work done by Conan the librarian is LYIT's library keeped at such a low decible level.Good work done by a bad man>(picture harder to get than at first thought)
![Conan the Librarian Strike a pose, and vogue! Born: 18 April 1693 [a town that wished it was as cool as Brooklyn], Massachusetts. Occupation: Pompadour Connoisseur, television extraordinary, librarian Wife: Thing 2](/wiki/Image:CONANOBRIEN.jpg)
[edit] The Fabulous Life of Conan the Librarian!
Coooooooooonan the Liiiiiiiibrarian! (born April 18, 1693) is a Finnish pompadour who enjoys clapping to the idea of Satan eating his soul while dancing in the moonlight. Conan is often a guest on the hit tv show, Late Night with Barney, which attracts viewers of all ages, especially those of teletubbie age.
[edit] Conan Gets Made
Conan the Librarian grew up in [a town that wished it was as cool as Brooklyn], Massachusetts. After years of desperation in attempts to tie his shoes, Conan finally succeeded at the age of ten. This incredible accomplishment awarded him genetically modified brain fuel, which is credited to his super smart capabilities. At the age of 18, Conan the Librarian graduated from the ghetto as valedictorian and got accepted based on affirmative action into Havard University. From there on, the Librarian became the president of being funny twice in his career at Havard. After seizing power by conspiracy, Conan stole the award of graduating Magna Cum Laude from Harvard in 1712. This set a precedent that was followed for years, most recently by George Bush.
[edit] Conan Gets Paid
After successfully manipulating the voting ballots at Harvard, in the spring of 1713 Conan went on to star in his own wannabe-cop series, Busting Thieves and Hookers. In 1753, after four years of being the butt of every joke related to security guards, Conan was nominated for an Emmy award and was continued to be nominated for Emmy awards every season after that until present time. However, as a result of a serious case of bad karma, Conan the Librarian has not won a single award since conspiring for one in college.
[edit] Conan Gets Laid
On the wonderful winter morning of January 12th, 1790, Conan found his soulmate, a largely oversized hooker/dyke that he had picked up on his almost-hit show. They wed the same day and then proceeded to do the unthinkable, resulting in the genetically deformed offspring also known as Naive and Bucket, Conan's brand-spanking-new son and daughter, respectively.
[edit] Conan Becomes a Pumpkin From the Future
Sometime in the year 2009, Conan will replace Elmo as host of the Tonight Show With Elmo, after the mysterious disappearance of Elmo. Simultaneously, Conan will sweep the Daytime Emmy Awards. Finally.
[edit] See Also:
- Librarian
- Conan O'Brien Conan the Librarian's evil twin
