Concentration camps
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“Auschwitz the meaning of pain, the way that I want you to die!!'”
~ Slayer on Concentration camps
“Concentration camps -- a place for kids with ADD.”
~ Nazi on Concentration camps
“I don't like the way this is going...”
~ Jews on Concentration camps
“...but the showers are very nice!”
~ Jews on Concentration camps
Concentration camps (better known as Super-Fun-Happy-Camps) are facilities (first established in Nazi Germany) that help easily distracted kids learn how to concentrate. Nothing cures Attention Deficit Disorder like a trip to a good concentration camp.
Because Jewish kids have a higher rate of getting ADD, most of the kids sent to concentration camps are Jews. Indeed, anyone with common sense knows not to let their kids play with Jewish kids because ADD is contageous—at least when Jews have it. Kids who associate with Jews who have ADD are often sent to concentration camps too and also painted orange, just in case. Therefore most concentration camps are made of "100% concentrated Orange Jews".
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[edit] History of concentration camps
[edit] Early years
The original idea for concentration camps came from Adolf Hitler. Early in Da Fuhrer's life, he got really frustrated with trying to talk to Jewish kids who had ADD. He would be like, "I dare you to eat this bug!" and the Jewish kid would be like, "…Let's ride bikes!"
As he grew older, Hitler saw this as a major worldwide problem. Nobody was able to deal with all these Jewish kids who, he claimed, all had ADD. Actually, not just regular ADD. In his writings, Hitler said that these Jewish kids had a special disease called Jewish ADD and that German kids were the only ones who possessed the antibodies to combat this disease. He dedicated his life to erasing this disease from the Earth. Over at Wikipedia, they say there was no "Jewish (disease) Problem" but we know better, now don't we, mein kamerad.
[edit] Implementation
When Hitler became Supreme Overlord of the World, he realized that there were a lot of Jewish kids under his dominion who just couldn't or wouldn't concentrate. So he formed special camps throughout his whole kingdom that were dedicated to finding the Final Solution to the Jewish Problem. Since then, the concentration camps have been running continiously.
A concentration camp is what was used as a holiday camp for religious people until the fall of 1945, the camps were large and spacious with views to die for. The bathrooms were the main features of these lesuire parks, they smelt really nice and clean and were purified every day. They were shut down due to lack of government funding and due to arecent fall of a main politician they were shut down, they are now used today as museums were you can still get that holiday feeling.
[edit] Contact Us
Are you bored with your life? Is that Jewish neighbor bothering you? Well we can help! Here at Concentration central we help all those who need to go to our camps. We have huge ovens to help cook the food for all of our inmates ... errr campers. We have gas chambers for when you need to fart and have no where to go. Just remember you can always sit down and have a nice chat with our councilors. Like our owner Mr. Hitler says, "Have Fun!"
Call us at 666-139-7734
