Concise
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“I wish that bitch were concise.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Concise
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The act of being concise, otherwise known as concision, is generally regarded as the most effective method by which a small principality may complete an otherwise tedious discussion on topics which the public typically hold in putrid disdain.
[edit] Early On
Many years ago, long before electricity, nuclear fission, Van Halen, and/or self-watering plants that don't have a personal ecosystem the size of a small planet, men used to live in caves. As a point of note, we specify that it was men that lived in caves not to be politically incorrect but rather due to the fact that most of the time women spent in caves was spent blacked out from particularly nasty headwounds sustained by large wooden clubs in acts of concision that provided men with an ideal companion. The wooden club is the first of many well documented inventions developed by man throughout our evolutionary progress to keep the woman from an excessive lack of concision.
[edit] The Gift of Telephone
A few years later, societal descendents of these rugged folk reveled over the production of a device that let mathematically savvy men with fingers incur concision over long distances without the bother of hiring a goon to beat the hell out of their wives. Circa this period, statistical evidence shows a dramatic decrease in the quantity of domestic violence in most of the world, excepting southwestern Antarctica. Some fourteen billion American tax dollars found the reason: hanging up on the bitch is easier than bloodying her.
[edit] Concisions of Historical Consequence
1. Dropping a bomb on Hiroshima
2. Dropping a bomb on Nagasaki
3. Dropping a bomb on anyone in particular
5. Al Gore
