Rice
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βI like rice.β
~ Aaron Brothers on Rice
βEverybody in the hood say RICEβ
~ Kombie on Rice
βI rike lice!β
~ Hayao Miyazaki on Lice
βRice is great when you're hungry, and you want 2000 of something.β
~ Mitch Hedburg on Rice
The Rice is a small predator native to North Japan. It feeds mainly on hamsters, though ten percent of the species is vegetarian. Their life span is rather short, due to their habitat requirements (A wet region) and lack of contact with other rice. Despite this, a Rice can breed up to a billion Ricese. In spite of their size, they are reowned for their vicious nature; a Rice will attack and perhaps kill anyone who wanders near its territory.
A lesser known subspecies of Rice is known as 'Mochi,' which lives in inner cities. The most common form of attacking its prey is "throat lodging" and it usually feeds on the elderly.
There is also the lesser known fact that a rice-lover once changed the Wikipedia Rice page to "I like rice".
Rice can also describe the fruit/colour. There are only two other things that are a fruit/colour: Oranges, and Pianos.
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[edit] Heirarchy
Rice was once the ruling shit of the world, inferior to everyone. This was until cocksuckers and motherfuckers came to life! Rice was in constant war with motherfuckers, and the cocksuckers would infiltrate the Rice's vagina. Rice eventually got knocked up with some motherfucker's kid, but their shit would only last a while. Beware, the typical Asian!!!! (AZN). The azn fucked Rice, and blows Rice everyday now. Alas, this is the history of that bitch Rice.
[edit] Survival
Because Rice are so aggressive, remembering these tips can ensure your survival. Mostly.
- Remain calm - Rice can smell fear
- Don't give eye contact - Rice can smell eye contact
- Don't make sudden movements - Tip-toe through the rice fields
- Don't swear around Rice - They are conservative
- Use a shotty - The more, the better!
- Don't mention, look like or smell like Beans - Rice and Beans used to go everywhere together.
If you are bitten, consider yourself screwed.
[edit] Types of Rice
[edit] Undecided Rice
Undecided Rice it is rice which is yet to be decided, you can tell by the way.
[edit] How to Tell?
White rice, or properly known as Caucasian rice, has declared war on the blacks, which is why you never see a black person eating rice.
Undecided; you can tell by the way! (did you know that!?)
[edit] What Happens If They Mix?
Mix them together....it is and it does!:O
[edit] What If?(also a song by Coldplay :O)
If we find out what it is trying to decided that means that we can never eat rice again :( aka Robert Rice
