Confederate States of America
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THE CONFEDERACY APPROVES!
Thank you for supporting our cause, brave soldiers of patriotism. Whites everywhere can rest easy knowing the liberal threat to our race is being fought valiantly, theocracy and the GOP live on, and we have instituted our plantation in Congress. |
The Confederate States of America is the alternate version of the United States. The Confederacy won the American Civil War, defeating the American Union, and later taking land from Canada. The Confederacy was an all White nation, as in the year 1915 the country realised that their Negro slaves were a danger to the White population, so they deported them to Liberia in West-Africa. However, in 1916 they realised how hard all the jobs that the Negroes did were, and so they imported them all back into the country. The Current President is Pat Buchanan. His Vice President is Fred Phelps and beloved immigrant Oswald Mosley his Attorney General.
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| Motto: "White Pride World Wide." | ||
| National Anthem: I wish I was in Dixie's Land | ||
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| Official language | English | |
| Race | Rednecks | Slaves |
| Capital | Richmond, Virginia | |
| Government | Confederate Republic | |
| President | Pat Buchanan | |
| National Holiday | June 8, Jefferson Davis' birthday | |
| National Hero | Jefferson Davis | |
| International Hero | Satan | |
| Independence | 1861 | |
| Currency | Confederate Dollar | |
| Religion | Satanism | |
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[edit] The Birth of a Nation
The Confederate States of America, also known as "Dixieland", " are a group of states that seceded from the United States of America, and showed the world the brilliance of conducting lightning operations.
The Confederacy fought for states rights and freedom from the tyranny of a strong Federal government.
They decided to go to war after the people of the northern United States, known as "Yankees", "The Union", or "Negro-loving Yankee Devils", had decided to begin passing unfair legislation over Southern businesses.
They elected the great Jefferson Davis, President and the not-so great Alexander Stephens, Vice-President.
The Civil War was the first modern war. This is something Americans say to feel good about themselves. A modern war is one where a country uses its modern economy to destroy another country's modern economy with violence. Accomplishing the same thing with trade is considered to be perfectly acceptable - unless one is in a country abused by China in an election cycle or a French farmer.
A million people died during the Civil War. Most were from The United States of America. Most of those died of diseases, such as syphilis, the drip, herpes, bird flu, or gangrene.
The Confederate States won the war, taking Missouri, Maryland, Delaware, Holyoke, Massachusetts, Oregon, Washington, Idaho, Alaska, British Columbia, Yukon Territory, Nova Scotia, and Newfoundland as it's territories.
In 1915, the Confederacy ended slavery and deported all it's Negro slaves back to Africa. The entire White population rejoiced. In 1916 the population was decling rapidly from lack of health measures, and so the black slaves were imported back to the C.S.A.
In 1898 the Confederacy invaded Cuba and Puerto Rico, seizing power and annexing the the two islands.
[edit] The Confederacy Today
The newest enductee of the C.S.A. is the Western half of Massachusetts, in the state Capital of Holyoke, Massachusetts. This is where President Pat Buchanan has his summer home. Maozilla has declared war on the Confederacy as of April 30, 2007.\
The United States of America refuses to recognize the Confederacy and maintains unofficial Yankee-Dixie relations through the Cotton Picking Affairs Council of the USA. The Confederacy insists that the US is nothing more than a renegade province.
[edit] Captain Confederacy
As The Confederacy needs a protector to help and save and spread Confederacy Around the world Captain confederacy was created. He started out as a simple small town boy, but arises whenever the confederacy is threatened.
[edit] See Also
- The American Civil War 1861-1865
- Holyoke, Massachusetts
- Massachusetts
- Southern United States
- NASCAR
- Jake Featherston
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