Confuse
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This page is confusing! I bet some confused people are confusidly looking for
Confusion! What confused noobs!
“What the fuck! Why is there not one of my goddam quotes on this page?!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Gayness
Someone told me what some word or something meant. But I forgot when and where. And what. And who?
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[edit] What?
What is this article about. It was explained, but it was unclear. I mean, what am I writing about? Stupid topics. What does stupid mean anyways? Is it an insult that became so gallingly common that it became useless? What does gallingly mean? Isn't a gall some tree wart thingy? Why couldn't my damn bio teacher explain that?
[edit] Huh
I seem to be {{confusing]] you. Why doesn't that link work? What the hell? Why can't anything work my way. How come hell became useable in such a way? How come I say hell so much? Hell hell hell! This is all too much. I seem to be confused. What does anything mean? Why the {{hell]] do we even speak [{english}]? Agh! Those damn links again! Where is the origin of the ! button? Better check !ts page. Wa!t! ! think! I! was su!!ppose!d to !!w!r!i!t!e! this art!cle about someth!ng! What was the ! button's funct!on aga!n!
[edit] What the |<{[(hell)]}>|!
God! That wasn!t a l!nk e!ther! Well! ! guess the only th!ng left to do !s confuse you!
[edit] !
So! the cabbage!s car turned !nto the left lane! only to be broads!ded by a drunk man on a coked up un!corn! caus!ng cheese pr!ces to go down !n Belg!um! Your MOM! WTF STFU Madame! Je ne parle pas franca!s! PAS PARLE! What the hell! !!m so fr!ck!ng confused!
[edit] !!
YES! THAT WAS !T! ! was wr!t!ng a page on be!ng confused! YES!
[edit] !!!
Oh sh!t! ! ran out of room! Better go look up the {[!}] key. Stup!d l!nks!
