Console War (video game)

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Video Game Wars

In Development

[edit] Perlude to War

  • Mario has entered the area
  • n00b has entered the area
  • Master Chief: Hey you n00b
  • n00b: Are you talking to me?
  • Master Cheif: no, <insert name here> is a n00b
  • <insert name here>: Fuck you
  • Master Cheif: You suck, you had -3 kills in the last game, huh?huh?
  • <insert name here>: ....
  • <insert name here> has left the area
  • Master Cheif: pfft, n00b
  • Leader of nazis killed n00b
  • Leader of nazis: u suck at this game
  • unkn0nguy123 killed Roberto234
  • unkn0nguy123: Whoever username is "n00b", u suck
  • Master Cheif: Sword, Sword, Sword, Sword, where the fuck is the sword???
  • Mario assassinated n00b, Master Cheif, and unkn0nguy123
  • Mario: Trpl kill n00bs!

[edit] PlayStation Island attacked!

  • Master Cheif: The Arbitar, Mario, and Oscar Wilde, team up with me, were gonna attack playstation island
  • PS3pwns32: pfft, i have better weapons dumass
  • Master Cheif: Was i asking u?
  • PS3pwns32: I still have better weapons then you
  • Master Cheif, Mario, and Oscar wilde get on a warthog while The Arbitar drives a Banshee
  • Pa33pa: I'll pw3n ur ass
  • Master Cheif: STFU
  • Wilde, Mario, Cheif, and Arbitar make it to PlayStation island
  • Pa33pa: I'll guard the building
  • PS3pwns32: Thank u
  • Mario sniped n00b
  • unkn0nguy123 sworded Pa33pa
  • PS3pwns32: Im fucked
  • PS3pwns32 rocked Wilde
  • PS3pwns32: haha
  • n00b own3d PS3pwns32
  • n00b: wat da heal?LOL
  • n00b assassinated Pa33pa
  • n00b: HAHAHA total pw3age!!!
  • Mario bombs the base
  • Mario kills n00b, unkn0wnguy123, Pa33pa, and PS3pwns32
  • Mario Wins!
  • GAME STARTS IN 5 SECONDES
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