Console War (video game)

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Video Game Wars

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Arab-Israeli Conflict Thirty Years' War Mongol Wars English Civil War, Part 4 World War XX Russian Revolution Thailand expedition Console War Alexander the Greats Campaigns

[edit] Perlude to War

• unkn0nguy123 has entered the area

• Mario has entered the area

• <insert name here> has entered the area

• Master Cheif has entered the area

• The Arbitar has entered the area

• Leader of nazis has entered the area

• n00b has entered the area

• Oscar Wilde has entered the area

• Roberto234 has entered the area

• Master Chief: Hey you n00b

• n00b: Are you talking to me?

• Master Cheif: no, <insert name here> is a n00b

• <insert name here>: Fuck you

• Master Cheif: You suck, you had -3 kills in the last game, huh?huh?

• <insert name here>: ....

• <insert name here> has left the area

• Master Cheif: pfft, n00b

• Leader of nazis killed n00b

• Leader of nazis: u suck at this game

• unkn0nguy123 killed Roberto234

• unkn0nguy123: Whoever username is "n00b", u suck

• Master Cheif: Sword, Sword, Sword, Sword, where the fuck is the sword???

• Mario assassinated n00b, Master Cheif, and unkn0nguy123

• Mario: Trpl kill n00bs!

• PS3pwns32 has entered the area

[edit] PlayStation Island attacked!

• Oscar Wilde weak punched n00b

• Oscar Wilde pw3ns PS3pwns32

• Master Cheif: The Arbitar, Mario, and Oscar Wilde, team up with me, were gonna attack playstation island

• PS3pwns32: pfft, i have better weapons dumass

• Master Cheif: Was i asking u?

• PS3pwns32: I still have better weapons then you

• Master Cheif, Mario, and Oscar wilde get on a warthog while The Arbitar drives a Banshee

• Pa33pa has entered the area

• Pa33pa: I'll pw3n ur ass

• Master Cheif: STFU

• Wilde, Mario, Cheif, and Arbitar make it to PlayStation island

• Pa33pa: I'll guard the building

• PS3pwns32: Thank u

• Mario sniped n00b

• unkn0nguy123 sworded Pa33pa

• PS3pwns32: Im fucked

• PS3pwns32 rocked Wilde

• PS3pwns32: haha

• n00b own3d PS3pwns32

• n00b: wat da heal?LOL

• n00b assassinated Pa33pa

• n00b: HAHAHA total pw3age!!!

• Mario bombs the base

• Mario kills n00b, unkn0wnguy123, Pa33pa, and PS3pwns32

• Mario Wins!

• NEXT GAME:Thailand expedition

• Tha3land enters the game

• GAME STARTS IN 5 SECONDES