Constitution of England

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For the past 30 years, ordinary, hard working English folk have been under the oppression of "the looney left", "Eurocrats", "the Nanny State", "Political correctness" and other such scapegoats/clichés invented for Daily Mail readers to explain why "we are all going to hell in a handbasket."

It does not apply to the other countries in the United Kingdom because their MP's can vote on matters in Westminster that affect English people but our MP's cannot vote on matters in their parliaments/National assemblies.

It consists of 10 articles relating to modern English life that are firmly enshrined in English law. The original 10 articles may be amended at any time by Sun/Daily Mirror readers to suit whatever moral scandal is bothering them this week. This serves the people who seek to distract us from the real issues very well.

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Its always someone elses fault
The world owes me a living
Smoking is my right,and my unborn baby's right
The driver is always right. Or the pedestrian. It depends on who was doing what wrong in the first place.
If no one catches you or sees you doing it, it is not a crime
The police should go after real criminals,and not arrest me for driving at 70mph while over three times the legal alcohol limit in a built up area
They come over here and live like Kings on my taxes
All they do is take, take, take but don't give nothing back
They can't even be bothering to learn themselves the English
At least my house has gone up in price by 10 times its original value and I have just bought another house in another vastly overpriced area,forcing house prices up again to further keep out the local first time buyers who will either leave the area or live with their parents for the rest of their lives.