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“I could 2 hit a lvl 90+..”

~ Oscar Wilde on unpopular beliefs.

Contrary to unpopular belief, Jessica Alba is hot.

Contrary to unpopular belief is that people actually don't use the saying "contrary to unpopular belief" as often as they should. Why question what cool\smart people think when you can challenge that of the unpopular? A simple philosophy that all should follow and the world would have no problems. From now on, don't point out that your better-looking football-playing quarterback "friend" is wrong when he tells everyone that eating Pop Rocks and soda will kill you. Instead tell your worse-looking RuneScape-playing level 126 friend that he is indeed incorrect when he tells people that his strength pure can 2 hit you with a DD+ special attack.

Studies have shown that 68% of people who question popular people end up pwned. Is that the road you are willing to take, just so you can feel superior for 5 seconds..tops? And finally, contrary to unpopular belief, many people will never read this article and will keep on traveling down that long lonely road to death. (NOTE: It can also mean what is widely accepted as true.) Please note that "contrary to unpopular belief" is not the same as "uncontrary to popular belief". Unpopular beliefs' contrariety is not being put to the question.

[edit] Things contrary to unpopular belief

Stormtrooper, clearly missing his target of looking "hip".

• The Stormtrooper effect does in fact refer to the phenomenon in Star Wars where Stormtroopers' aim is highly inaccurate.
• Walt Disney is not dead.
• Anna Nicole Smith is dead.
• The Nintendo DS and Wii are selling like hotcakes.
• Halo 3 made a lot of money.
• The United Plates of Cambodia are in a war with Swaziland.
• Naruto is annoying.
• Hamlet knew Yorick well.
• Oscar Wilde's last name is 'Wilde'.
• There is nothing sexier than the piccolo.
• The game 'Portal' actually involves portals.
• Water actually can freeze, turning into a solid, also called ice.
• People will add to this list and article in due time.
• Religion is well not well thought out.
• Abba is from Sweden.
• Common side effects of Viagra include sneezing, headache, flushing, dyspepsia, palpitations, gynophobia, boners, acquired taste for Swiss band Abba, and worshipping the Anti-Christ
• Shakespeare was a literary genius.
• J. K. Rowling is not a literary genius.
• Oscar Wilde is a literary genius.
• Sun Tzu Is a military strategy genius.
• Male testicles are the most illustrated image ever to be conceived
• Ikea Catalog writers are literary genius.
• The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
• My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
• Elvis is dead. GET OVER IT.
• Hugh Jackman is gay.
• Your mom is a whore and your dads probably the milkman.
• Michael Jackson is into small boys bathing suit area
• We will not leave Britney Spears alone.
• Scientology is a stupid cult.
• You're wrong.
• Jesus needed a haircut