Talking

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“There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about”

~ Oscar Wilde on Talking About Stuff

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“Yo' momma so fact that when she sits around the house, she does so literally!”

~ Emma Watson on facts during a solo freestyle with Chamillionaire

Talking is the activity in which you move your mouth and sounds are emitted from it. It is not to be mistaken for rain, which is another thing entirely.

If you look carefully, you can see him saying "Shut the fuck up!

[edit] History of Talking

Before talking, people didn't communicate, they just sat around scratching themselves and watching birds fly into windows. Talking was invented in the late 1200 A.C. by Oscar Wilde as an alternative to not talking. At first, it was met with strong criticism from tribal leaders such as This Guy who hated it so much, they didn't say anything in protest, as was the fashion of the time. Gradually, talking became popular with young people as "You can like, say stuff, 'n' shit." (- and unknown teenage boy several years after the invention of talking.) But there were still those who refused to speak. Nobody's quite sure why though, as, when questioned by Time Magazine their only statement was "-." further questioning led only to reporters of Time Magazine being forced out of the protester's house with the protester not screaming "-!" at the top of his non-voice. During the reign of King Henry the Unnumbered as ruler of the universe, talking was banned for a period of four years. Contrary to King Henry's goal though, this only lead to an increase in the number of people speaking, with Speakeasys springing up everywhere from Down the road to Across the street. To combat this, King Henry the Unnumbered ordered an official ban on having voice boxes. Everyone's voice box was surgically removed, but this was to no avail. The Mafia and Police delivered black market voice boxes to Speakeasys and even provided sporks and copper wire for the illegal operations to be done with. Once King Henry the Unnumbered was killed by his son, King Henry the Unnumbered the II, speaking as once again reinstated as the national pass time of the Wibblonians of Wibble 4 and the Humonians of Earth.