Copenhagen interpretation

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The Copenhagen Interpretation of the atom is an understanding of sub-molecular particles. It is based on an insight made by Niels Bohr in 1900 that by now science was so complex that scientists could make up whatever they wanted and be believed. This discovery was fortified by the famous Schödinger equation:

In which is the Hamaltonian, is Planck's constant, is the imaginary unit and refers to Schrödinger's wife.

The Schrödinger equation was an instant success and quickly followed by The Schrödinger Equation and the Chamber of Secrets and The Schrödinger Equation and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Unfortunately Wolfgang Pauli and Werner Heisenberg were real drags and made them stop and actually get to work on something useful like ways of killing people with really big explosions.