Corn dog
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“Time to get your butter bath, don't worry it wont hurt a bite, er... I mean a bit.”
~ owner on corn dog
“I pity the fool who eats, er... why do I keep doing that, owns a corn dog”
~ owner on corn dog
“In Soviet Russia, CORN DOG FUCKS YOU UP!”
~ Russian Reversal on Corn dog
The corn dog is dog made entirely out of corn, and was created in 1234 B.J. The Corn dog is closely related to the hot dog.
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[edit] Origin
Like stated above the corn dog was created by the mad scientist Conjizzys in 1234 B.J.(Before Jizzlam). In an accident that can only be described as horrific the corn dog was created by combining corn with the DNA of a dog and with a little help from the Manhattan Project the corn dog became a reality. In 1235 B.J. Conjizzys unveiled his newly created corn dog to the public, after which the dog was immediately stolen and later eaten by a drunken hobo.
[edit] Description
The corn dog instead of being covered with hair like the usual dog. The corn dog lies low to the ground, making it an easy target for its natural predator, the corn sheep. It has short stubby legs that barely hold it above the ground. It bares a close resemblance to the hot dog, but the hot dog is made up out of meat and the legs of Chinese cats. The corn dog has a total of six or seven legs depending on the breed of Corn dog.
[edit] Owners
- Some random guy
- Professor and mad scientist Conjizzys
- Chuck Norris
- yo momma
- Your Mom's sister
- Mr. T
- President Bush
- Some guy who farted yesterday
- Your mom
- Jizz
- Your dog
- The stalker in the window
- David?
- Johnny
- Jimmy
- Bo Bice
- The guy who lives in the box behind your mom's house
- The current president of the Jizzlamic faith
- People who jizz
- John Cornyn
- Randy Jackson
- Oprah
- Elmo
- Tom Cruise
- Colonel Sanders
- And maybe even you
[edit] Buying a corn dog
The corn dog is most commonly seen and sold on the street corner in large cities, as it has many uses both as a dog and as a food. While some deep fry the dog, this is unusual because of the immense pain that the dog must endure. Frozen corn dogs are also available but are mostly used for food by middle class people in China. Corn dogs are a celebrated delicacy in remote parts of Africa, while in Europe the Corn dog is considered to be the food of the lower class.
[edit] Corn dog vs. Hot dog
While the hot dog is made up of a smoked sausage with a smooth texture the corn dog is made up of nuclear waste, corn, corn seed, and dog. The hot dog has a smooth texture, but the corn dog has a rough, bumpy outer coat made out of corn. Hot dogs are usually topped with condiments such as ketchup, mustard, chili, chili, sauerkraut, cole slaw, pickled relish and chopped onion. The corn dog is usually topped with butter, butter, butt, and sometimes a cheese dog. The corn dog is more closely related to the Cheese dog as they are cousins, and the hot dog is the cheese dogs second cousin third time removed dogs owners wife's friends priest's son's grandmother.
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