Coronation Street

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“I'm not dead, I'm just naked!”

~ Blanche Hunt on supposedly being dead

Coronation Street is an award winning TV soap opera. It has won awards for "Loudest Fart of the year" won by Fred Elliott. It also won "Funniest voice of the year" constantly, the award is won by Ashley Peacock. The programme is the highest-rated programme on British television amongst illegal immigrants and people who come from Manchester.

The show was created by some bloke and is produced by Granada Television (now branded ITV Productions), holder of the ITV franchise for the north-west of England, and was initially shown only in that area. Unfortunately, some people who have no concept of the word "quality" thought that everyone else in England wanted to see it too, and what do you know? For some reason they did.

1 Setting
2 Current Characters
3 See also
4 External links

[edit] Setting

As it currently is.

Coronation Street (commonly nicknamed and written as 'Penis') is set in a fictional street in Falice, England. The programme focuses on the lives of various spacemen and Cowboys , from the saucy Desperate Deirdre to the incredibly articulate Girating Jack Duckworth. Regular storylines include Shootouts, Pirate Video (Tricky Dicky being the prime suspect of this), the aforementioned Jack breaking his back. Coronation Street has a large range of characters, from the old to the old, from the black to the yellow, from the fat to the gay and from the breasts to the Blacks. Despite all the differences, all the characters share one important thing: they all like a decent shootout now and then. It's claims to fame include being home to the oldest plum this side of Norwich and being the birth place of the now famous six fingered glove.