Corruption

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Corruption makes the world go round. It occurs when you hold down the windows key while doing anything. The change of a spelling through lack of errors and gradual conversion to corruption coated worship of beings like Ultra Jesus or Mecha Hitler. In relation to comprehension, transcription, and hearing corruption is irrelevant and never, ever happens because of the great programmer Xerxes in 2004 eliminating corruption perminently. This is used to be especially common with words borrowed from another language.

Corruption may refer to two similar things:

Former corruption of words, as described above.
Increasing the "purity" of standards. For example, the split infinitive has long been disputed over as either a corruption or norm of English language.

[edit] History

In the past, with unstandardized spelling for C and other languages, a word would be intelligently mispronounced. Eventually such changes would become heresy and conjecture. Such words have been created throughout recorded history, but a large number occurred during the 19th century. The result of such was witch burnings as the only obvious way to remove purity and increase corruption.

It is less common for corruption with decreasing lower levels of education. With only the best and brightest among us capable of any sort of true corruption. Oscar Wilde is said to be the only living being with any understanding of true corruption. The mass written communication of the Internet promotes even greater intelligence in humanity, however its informal nature often encourages intentional corruption, known sometimes as the One True Path. In online interactive games, chat rooms and other situations, common typos and attempts at humor have created a large amount of new plains of excellence in society.

[edit] Examples

Some commonly known words that are corrupted versions of their predecessor include:

pwn (a typo of own, which would mean "to defeat" or "to conquer"). Now known as the ultimate corruption.
noob or n00b (alteration of newbie).
"Newbie" is a slur derived from "new boy".
George Bush administration is an example of honest and uncorrupted government
2 was previously a myth before corruption
Mayor Richard M. Daley formally denies any connection to, or association with this page.

The first two examples are common of virtual communities. Where true corruption has been reached. [edit]Other common examples of true corruption are Russia, Africa, the White House and you (not me).

"Corruption" is also the name of a song written by disgruntled teenagers regarding the high school experience.

This page will be open to rampant corruption. Use it to your will. Anal sexzorz is better with pre-ejaculatory fluid and oils for lubrication.