Corsica

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“Corsica is my hometown, you know! Fo' real! Y'all Russian punks bettah watch it! Dang.”

~ Black Napoleon on Corsica

Corsica is the English-language name of the ancient city of Shrokscztcha. The entrance to Corsica is located on a tiny island south of the Rock of Gibraltar, and the main city is comprised of a vast network of underground tunnels. Corsica boasts a large dwarf population, and although the city has historically been somewhat xenophobic, they have become more lax in recent years, allowing elves, Republicans, and even filthy, filthy centaurs.

[edit] Corsica, Episode I: The Enigmous Origin

Nobody can be quite sure when Corsica was founded, as the original royal family (the Winfrey dynasty) hated books. In fact, the ancient Corsicans' book-hatred was so significant that the earliest writings on the Corsicans, found in Rome, explicitly mention a war they had waged on nation-states which used books. Unfortunately, these books were in turn destroyed by the Corsicans, so no record of this exists.

Far from the impressive network of underground caverns that now make up Corsica, early Shrokscztcha was a large grid of palm frond-covered ditches, as illustrated by archaeological record. It was not until the reign of Gum Sunder that Corsica began its mighty dig into the Earth. Today, over 15,000 miles of tunnels and caverns make up modern Corsica.

[edit] Corsica, Episode II: Squeeze One Out, O Jagged Minstrel

Very few people outside of the Eurasian area knew anything about Corsica until 1450, when Italian time traveler and part-time songwriter Leonardo da Vinci wrote a popular ballad about the underground metropolis. He sung in high praise of the city's dwarven populace, admired them for their skills in engineering and debauchery, and lamented the historic death of three thousand dwarf children in the exceedingly rare occurrence of a subterranean glaciernado which had traveled down from Siberia.

==Corsica, Episode III: Massive Snukelier Asplosion, guess what, it blows up(Did you guess it?).

Since that time, as more and more countries have become aware of Corsica, its economy has flourished, primarily due to its primary export, exports.