Cory in the House
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| What it is | Comedy Mystery Porn |
| Creator | Mr.T |
| Starring | Samuel Jackson Your Mom Super Bitch Kevin Federline Oscar Wilde Bill Cosby Chuck Norris George W. Bush Pamela Anderson Rosie O' Donnell Black Jesus |
| Who's running it | Disney |
| How long is it | As long as you can stand it. |
| No. of episodes | Disney lost count at 0. |
| Would Oscar Wilde watch it? | Hell no, biatch! |
Cory in the House is Disney Channel's second top rated comedy series. (Only to Hannah Montana) It is a show about a boy named Cory Baxter and his Victor Baxter who move to DC on account of Cory's dad becoming the new white house chef. They used to live in San Fransisco, but they couldn't stand The Gay People, and That's so raven's Fat ass. They couldn't find a house in DC so they decided the White House would be great to live in. So they become terrorists, and make a deal with the President- If they can live in the White House, they will not eat the entire supply of Bananas. This pissed off Gwen Stefani, so she complained to the president. The President accepted Cory and his dad's offer, but after it was discovered that they were not terrorists, but they were indeed planning on eating the entire supply of bananas, they still lived there. So the show is about cory going to school, Sophie being a bitch, Cory's rap band, and other shit.
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[edit] Origin
It was then reincarnated in the Year 1337 by Disney, planning to put it on the cancelled channel Blackney Channel. When the Channel was cancelled (due to complaints by the KKK), it was put on their main channel. This lead to a nuclear war between Oprah Winfrey and Micheal Jackson. The war lasted from June 9, 1969 to June 6, 2006. It led to Oprah's victory, and the destruction and disappearance of Mexico.
[edit] Characters
- Cory - Teh title character of the show. He is Newt's only friend.
- Newt - The brain-damaged friend of Cory. Got raped by Sophie.
- Mina - Cory's hoe. She is daughter of the president of Transylvania. And she's a slut.
- Cory's Dad - Cory's dad. He's a chef and shit.
- The President - He was almost arrested for being repsonsible for the birth of Sophie. Christians believed he was Satan, but elected president by the Atheists and Satan worshipers to get them freaked out.
- Sophie - Professional Bitch. She raped Newt once. Everyone at school is scared of her-- even the principal.
- Oprah - See Oprah Winfrey
- The president's assistant - President's hoe.
- The WHitehouse - See Rosie O'Donnell
[edit] Cast
- Samuel Jackson- Cory
- Lindsay Lohan- Mina
- Kevin Federline- Newt
- Black Jesus- Cory's Dad
- Chuck Norris- The President.
- Super Bitch- Sophie
- Oscar Wilde- Oprah Winfrey
- George W. Bush- Your Mom
- Rosie O'Donnell- the White House.
- Bill Cosby- Robo Monkey
- Your Mom- The President's Assistant
[edit] Episodes
Nobody has been able to count how many episodes. Disney was supposed to keep count, but they lost count at 0, because this is one of the many shows they don't really give a damn about.
[edit] Controversy
The show erupted in controversy in episode 666 when there is a subliminal message that says "OBEY GEORGE BUSH". The scene was huffed on February 31, 1337.
[edit] Cory's Rap Band
Cory has a rap band where he drums, his hoe Meena raps, and Newt farts.
[edit] Is Newt retarded?
This has been debated ever since his line in episode 433, "Waffle Land"- "The turkey is a chicken."as he then hit himself in the head with a guitar. It was taken into court. The Judge was Bill Clinton, And the Accused was Creator MR.T. Plaintiff was Your Mom. The Jury decided Newt was retarded. No charges were filed.
[edit] Sophie Rape
In episode 69, "Where is the motherfuckin' love?", Sophie falls in love with Newt. She invites him to a date, where they propose. Newt says "hell no, bitch!". As he is about to run off, Sophie throws a teacup at his head. then she tackles him down, takes off her clothes, rape him. The episode also featured Mina and Cory having sex in the middle of a restaurant.
