Costco

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Costco.

“A rose by any other name will be sold at Costco!”

~ William Shakespeare on Costco

“Why would anyone in God's name ever need that many artichoke hearts?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Costco

“Welcome to Costco, I love you.”

~ Costco Employee on Some Guy Walking Into Costco

Costco is a large retailer warehouse that prides itself on selling crap you don't need, IN BULK! Amazing, right? I know, I know.

Typical Costco warehouse interior. Doesn't all that useless crap make you water at the mouth?

[edit] Company Info

The Costco Crap Corporation was founded by Fancy Bigguy in the year Whocares. Their slogan is "Selling the Crap You Care About!" They have approximately 123,000 employees, and about half of these said employees are gum-chewing teenage cashiers. In 2007, customers spent about $60 billion USD on their crappy products. Maybe people should stop wasting their money on crap and start saving up their money for important things like, I don't know, GAS. (Just a suggestion. But really, I love Costco.)

[edit] Costco Holidays

Costco is closed on the following days:

• Christmas
• New Year's Day
• Easter
• Labor Day
• Talk Like A Pirate Day