Cows On The Corn

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“ Im tired of these mother fucking cows on my mother fucking corn!''”

~ Samuel L Jackson on Cows on the Corn

Cows on the Corn is a Canadian band. 1998-Present

Cows on the Corn suck balls

[edit] History

Cows on the Corn was originally called Mustangs but the name was changed in 2001. The lead singer, who wants to remain anonymous, was in the washroom one day taking a dump and suddenly saw a cow outside in his farm. The cow was trampling all his corn. Thus the name Cows on the Corn was formed.

[edit] Albums

Cows on the Corn has 2 albums so far. The first album named "Cows and Corns" sold amazingly well. It sold about 3 copies in only 1 year, and over 2 people actually touched the CD!! The second album, "Cows and Corns 2" did well but not as good as the first one. It sold 2 copies in 2 years.

Cows on the Corn logo. Blows.

[edit] Future Plans

Cows on the corn is planning on making a music video based on their song "Cows Own". The music video will involve lots of cows, and of course LOTS of corn.

[edit] Related Bands

[edit] Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler's band Jews on the Synagogue was once related to Cows on the Corn but later split up because the leader of Cows on the Corn was jewish.

[edit] Satan

Satan was once a member of Cows on the Corn. Satan disagreed with the name and created his own band called Satan's Angels. Even though Satan isn't a part of Cows on the Corn, he still enjoys the music made by the band.

[edit] Fame

Cows on the Corn has guest appearances on many games. There is a cheat in Pokemon Yellow Version where you go to Misty's gym, tell her to eat John Maddens vagina and then she will throw a pokeball at you releasing cows on the corn. Cows on the Corn is the best pokemon because it can use its horrible music to make other trainers' scrotums burst.

[edit] Concerts

Cows on the Corn performed live at Wing Shack on open mike night. This was their biggest concert in their history. An overwhelming amount of people came to the concert (about 2 people) and they all hated the concert so bad that they wanted to eat rhino shit rather than listen to the crappiest band in the whole fucking world.