Craig David
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“I want Craig David all over my *boing*”
“I'd gladly fill him in”
“ My names Craig David, UK Garage sensation can i use your toooooilet!!”
~ Craig David
Craig 'BOING' David (born May 5, 1900 in Southampton, England) is an infamous or unfamous singer. His father is Welsh, his mother is Surinamese, his sister costs £5 an hour, his grandmother is Dutch-Irish and his grandfather is lost. How he rose to fame is never known, probably because of his plasticky face & carpet lines. He has had one song that got in the Top 50 and he immediately released more to try and re-achieve the success. Every couple of years he tries to get this success but fails. You might hear of him again in a couple of years trying to release the same old rubbish. Maybe he should have his (cheap) sister in his videos to gain interest...or maybe not..everyone's had her (especially if you buy her a drink).
He is one of few artists which make up his own lyrics, unfortunately most of his lyrics include repeating his own name 'Craiiig Davvvid' over and over again.
[edit] Discography
[edit] Albums
- 1995 Lemme Suckle On Your Breastesses Gurl
- 2000 Born To Moo It
- 2002 Slicker Than Your Everage
- 2005 Rewind...
- 2007 Trust me, Im not gay
[edit] Singles
- 2000 "Frill Me In"
- 2000 "8 Gays"
- 2000 "One... I mean Talking Away"
- 2001 "Re-meeting Somewhere"
- 2002 "What's Your Probamo"
- 2003 "Drama Technique"
- 2003 "Rise And Fall" (featuring Sting (a policeman))
- 2003 "Western Bavarian"
- 2003 "World Filled With Gloves"
- 2004 "You Don't Miss Your Cola ('Til The Shop Runs Dry)"
- 2005 "Proper Crimbo (selecta)"
- 2005 "Don't Glove You No More (I Do Aplogise)"
- 2006 "Unbelievable" / "Rubber"
- 2007 "This is the pearl"
- 2008 "Officially Poor"
