Crazy leg syndrome

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“I caught my son playing with one on the weekend, they should all be shot!”

~ Emily Donoroe on crazy leg syndrome

Forget your down syndromes and your Alzheimer’s. Crazy Leg Syndrome (CLS) is the most serious disease ever. So what is CLS you ask? Well, honestly, have you been living under a fucking rock or something?? Because quite frankly you would have to be a complete hermit if you didn't know what crazy leg syndrome is. Oh but don't get it confused with polio, or A.D.H.D. CLS is unique. Let me set you up with a scenario.. so basically you're walking down the street, and suddenly your legs just go crazy, I’m not talking about Michael Jackson crazy, I mean fucking crazy, there sticking out in every direction, doing all sort of dances (the chicken dance, the twist and the moonwalk) and you just can't control it. This is a crazy leg seizure. Sound familiar.. well congrats, you have crazy leg syndrome.

Crazy Leg Syndrome is also known as "Heebie-Jeebies" or "Elvis Legs".

[edit] Who Invented it

A young girl by the name of Kelso, and her friend "Emza" who decided; making fun of retards just wasn't enough. So they invented a new "syndrome" that became the basis of many future videos, comics and gimmicks.

[edit] What are the symptoms?

• You enjoy listening to the veronicas and dancing the night away.
• One of your leg is different than the other one in any way possible.
• You have leg spasms (not to be confused with tourettes).

• WARNING: most people are born with crazy leg syndrome, but you can get it from eating too many sultana snacks!

[edit] Who has it?

• Michael Jackson
• Justin Timberlake
• Gay backup dancers
• Kelsey, Emily and Pauline
• Elvis Presley
• Jack, the lead singer of The Rogues
• Craig Goode - Jailhouse FC

[edit] Is there a cure?

Fortunately for the amusement of many people, there is no cure for CLS. Once you have it, you're stuck with it for life. Though it has been rumoured that you can brew a certain witches potion that will slow down the effects of crazy leg seizures for a couple of days.

[edit] What can I do to help?

Well you can actually buy an orange armband that has the words "CLS" imprinted upon it, the proceeds towards the selling of these armbands does towards the founders weekly grocery shopping. You could also invent a cure for cls, but you then again you could also not.

[edit] People's stories

“Well, if I could have any disease what so ever, it would deff be CLS. But the teenage scallywags these days just can't see the pleasures of having CLS. I wasch catching the busch today and some boys from an unnamed school (BBC) were picking on this girl with CLS...they were throwing pencil shavings and pieces of fruit rollups at her. Disgusting, just disgusting I say.”

~ Marmaduke Audrey

“Well quite frankly, I’ve seen these "crazy leg" children and I think they are a disgrace and a menace to the public. I caught my son playing with one on the weekend, they should all be shot.”

~ Emily Donoroe