Cristina Scabbia
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Cristina Adriana Chiara Scabbia (born June 6, 1872 in Milan, Italy) is a sexy vampire mistress, leader of the Italian vampire mafia Lacuna Coil. She also holds the title of the hottest chick in the entire world and gives advice to wannabe vampires on her free time.
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[edit] Biography
[edit] Human life and death
Cristina was born in a wealthy family, she was the typical spoiled princess who got everything she wanted in her childhood and teenage years. In her twenties, she began to take interest in men, but not any kind of men, she only dated rich men from aristocratic families.
In 1894, Cristina met the elegant vampire Vittorio, and instantly fell in love with him. The two started to date for awhile, until Vittorio invited her to his mansion to have sex some hot coffee. While they were doing it, Vittorio bit her and sucked her blood, then he made her suck his blood (you know, with vampires it's a whole sucking thing), completing the blood cycle and killing her.
Her body was found the next day in a barn, with fang marks on her neck. The police instantly thought she was a victim of El Chupacabras, and they didn't bother in making pointless investigations.
[edit] Resurrection and early vampire life
A few days after her death, Cristina rose from her grave, and she was very pissed, she didn't like the dress in which she was buried. Anyways, Vittorio came to her and invited her to live with him. For the next 50 years he was her master and her mentor, Vittorio taught her the dark arts of the vampires and their fashion, so she started to dress in a Gothic sexy way, yeah!
Vittorio and Cristina traveled all over the world, he was a very busy businessvampire, he was the leader of his very own vampire clan: The Vittorians, and held a war against some of the other vampire leaders: Lestat and Armand.
Cristina loved to travel, specifically she liked the architecture and the different tastes of blood around the world, she even began to bite women and turned into a bisexual vampire.
In 1944, Vittorio was very busy making negotiations with his enemies, so Cristina decided to travel alone to Japan, since she always had a fascination with kimonos, sushi and those strange Japanese symbol thingies. Upon returning to Milan, Cristina found her lover in a gay vampire orgy with Lestat and Armand. She burst into rage and killed the trio, to accomplish this, she staked them in the heart with a wooden broom, then beheaded them with Vitorrio's combat sword, and finally burnt what was left of their bodies.
[edit] Exile
Since Cristina killed the vampire leaders, The Vittorians were disbanded, but the Order of Aurelius and El Eliminati marked her for death, and she had to run for her unlife. She spent the following 50 years hiding from the vampire assassins, in which time, she lived in various countries all across the universe world.
During this exile, Scabbia's first choice was the country where every dream comes true: Mexico. It didn't last very long, the place was just too happy for a goth girl.
In 1977, she ended up in the USA and had the bad luck to encounter a deadly Vampire Slayer named Nikki Wood in New York City, things were getting pretty serious for both ladies when suddenly, Spike, a member of The Order of Aurelius who looked like a Billy Idol clone appeared on scene to try and kill Scabbia, but Nikki made fun of his appearance and he went instead for her, giving a chance for Cristina to escape.
[edit] Return to Italy
In 1991, Scabbia decided that she wasn't going to run away anymore, and returned to Milan to face her demons. If those queer vampires could have their own clans, why couldn't she?
She decided to recruit minions to do her dirty work, but it wasn't going to be easy, after learning all about the vampires for about 100 years, Cristina knew that a vampire's personality is the exact opposite of the living human's personality, so she had to find a band of the most queer boys to transform them into the most rude vampires.
In her search, she met a gay boy band called Sleep of Right. She thought they were perfect material for her clan, so she decided to recruit them as soon as possible. It was an almost impossible task (because they were gay), but Cristina persevered and in the end, she got to turn them all into vampires. A new era had just begun.
[edit] Lacuna Coil
- Main article: Lacuna Coil
Cristina baptized her new clan "Lacuna Coil" which is Italian for "death dealers". Along with the newly formed Lacuna Coil, Cristina decided to assassinate El Eliminati's leader (which at the time was a fat dude named Balthazar). The two clans fought a great battle and 3 of Lacuna Coil's members were killed, but things were worse for El Eliminati, they weren't prepared for such a brutal attack by Lacuna, a lot of their warriors died and Balthazar was weakened and unable to fight.
Cristina spared Balthazar's life, with the condition that he and his clan had to leave Italy forever. The fat guy agreed and El Eliminati moved to Sunnydale, California, where Balthazar cried like a little baby and got fatter every day.
The Order of Aurelius continued to send its assassins to confront Scabbia, but her new clan made her untouchable. Heck, even the IRS couldn't touch her now!
Lacuna Coil started to recruit new vampires and grew to become one of the biggest and baddest vampire clans out there. They even began to have business in Italy's organized crime, which made them obtain the title of Mafia, that's right, baby! A Vampire Mafia!!! Awesome! Isn't it?
[edit] Career
During her human life, Cristina was dedicated to be a pretty and material girl, she was determined to be a model just because she played too much with Barbies when she was a child.
From 1894 to 1944, Scabbia was a housewife serving and loving her master, Vittorio. During all those years, Cristina learned the dark arts of the vampires, and also learned how to dress in a gothic way. She also dedicated a lot of time traveling, learning about new cultures and tasting blood from people all around the world.
In 1991, Scabbia began to travel all around Italy to recruit vampires in order to create her very own clan and kick the asses of every other vampire clan in town. Later that year she met Andrea Ferro and Marco Coti Zelati in Milan's Midnight club. At the time, the gays guys were in a boy band called Sleep of Right, and Scabbia sired them so they would become aggressive and vicious vampires. Scabbia liked the way her experiment turned out, the queer guys were transformed into brutal assassins, and she decided to sire the rest of the band members to form Lacuna Coil. After the battle against El Eliminati, Lacuna's members were reduced to Ferro, Coti Zelati and Scabbia. Adding new members, Lacuna Coil began to conquer the world, joining the organized crime in 1997.
In 2007, Cristina received the title of "The Hottest Chick in the Entire World", an award given by the Metal Hammer Golden Gods when they aren't busy slapping each other with large trouts.
Recently, Scabbia spends her free time giving advice to new vampires. Having over a hundred years of experience, she shares all her knowledge so the new generations of vampires aren't as queer or stupid like the old ones. Her most notable student and her best friend is the female goth singer Norah Jones.
[edit] Relationships
Cristina Scabbia had a fifty-year relationship with Vittorio the vampire in Milan, and they were due to get married until Cristina found his lover in a gay orgy.
In Transylvania, Scabbia had a five-year relationship with Count Dracula. They were engaged to be married until they broke up in 1968. The main reason behind their rupture was Dracula's addiction to kittens. Scabbia was allergic to them, but Dracula didn't care about it and continued to eat kittens even though it was destroying Scabbia's health. She couldn't even come close to him without getting itchy and scratchy.
Scabbia was once engaged to one of Lacuna Coil's members, Marco Coti Zelati. Coti Zelati and Scabbia's relationship had lasted for ten years, ending in early 2004, because he wasn't good enough for her, I mean, come on! He was just a minion!
She is currently dating a dude called James Root also known as the most lucky guy on Earth, they are a happy couple and have lots of wild vampire sex.
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