Culture
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“Liverpool has culture”
~ Some scouse on Culture and Liverpool
“Liverpool doesn't have culture”
~ Everyone else on Culture and liverpool
“The Culture show is sh*t”
~ The Culture show on the Culture show
“My arse is the capital of Culture”
~ Someone on Culture
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[edit] Different forms of culture
There are five forms of culture
- Dead (High) Culture
- Living (Medium) Culture
- Popular (Low) Culture
- Social (Rock Bottom) Culture
- Hippie (Below The Earth) Culture
each of which can be used to make yoghurt or cheese.
[edit] Dead (High) Cultures
High culture arise when people by some strange reasons decide that breeding, eating and getting a nice tan is just not enough for a living and instead decide to make themselves unhappy by dragging together giant heaps of carved stone and raising them to different kind of weird constructs that hold the common feature that they last while the people that makes them don't. By this reason high cultures ar always dead.
High culture can also be found in upper class theater and opera houses, something that doesn't contradict the previous statement.
[edit] Living (Medium) Cultures
Living cultures arises when diary products gets infected and the sales division decides to try to merchandise the bad smelling shit instead of disposing it.
Most knowned brands of living culture are youghurt, curd and sour milk. The best living cultures are the mediume ones since the fat ones make chicks go bulimic and the light ones taste even less than american beer.
[edit] Popular (Low) Culture
Popular Culture arises when a whole load of kids, aged 13-18, start dressing the same way and listening to boring monotonous music just because their friends do. This music usually doesn't have any soul.
[edit] Social (Rock Bottom) Culture
What exactly Social Culture is has been debated for many years by varying social cultures.
Some of these cultures believe a culture to be something bad, and thus they exclude it from their cultural activities - activities like Cultural Awareness Week. Other cultures, like The Holy Roman Empire used culture to design magnificent head dresses and to create ancient cave paintings and drums. This is an instance in which culture was used to actually create something whilst everyone just sat around and watched it do all the work.
[edit] Hippie (Below The Earth) Culture
Hippie culture is the basic belief that anything good for the human race is obviously a bad thing. NO, STOOPID.
Practically all culture has been bought by the Swiss and has been brought to Basel, Switzerland.
[edit] The Essence of a Culture
We may never actually know who, what, when or where culture is, but rest assured that without it your body would have no way of fighting off viruses or driving an Automobile
