Cunnilingus
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“Have your cunt and eat it too.”
~ Marie Antoinette on Autocunnilingus
“In Soviet Russia, pussy eats YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Eating out pussy
“Don't do it! They've got WMDs up their cunts!!”
~ George Dubya Bush on Licking Iraqi pussy
“Eat your breakfast well spartans, for tonight, we dine on Cunt!!!”
~ Leonidas on Eating Persian pussy
“This gets my fur all wet!!”
~ Pussy on getting licked
Cunnilingus is the capital of the southern European country of Genitalia. Residents of are known as cunning linguists. Many cunning linguists are well known for their oral skills and possession of large numbers of pussies. They are also described as being messy, but eager to please.
Tourists are attracted to down-town areas of Cunnilingus because the excellent night life and popular fish market. The annual carpet eating contest also proves to be a draw year after year.
Genitalia is thought to have been conquered by the Greeks in 69 BC, which would explain the use of flattery and so called "Bisexuality" which was readily accepted by the Greeks.
[edit] Merger of Cunard Line and Aer Lingus
Rumours of a merger between Cunard and the Irish airline, Aer Lingus, which would give the merged company dominance of international travel both by air and sea have been denied.
Therefore, the directors of both Cunard Line and Aer Lingus have announced that anyone submitting suggestions for the name of the merged company will be prosecuted.
It has been recently reported that Aer Lingus has applied to run a service in which aircraft will be used to fly through the channel tunnel from England to France. The subsidiary formed will be named Chunnelingus.
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