Cupcakes
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Cupcakes were originally discovered by a mermaid in the early 1990s.
Cupcakes look very similar to other bakery goods, but are not to be confused with the more lucid muffins muffins are amazing!
These tiny, innocent-looking creatures can be deadly; it is advised that one not approach a cupcake unless accompanied by both a cupcake wrangler and an authorized health professional. A rodeo clown works too.
Cupcakes are also called fairycakes.
[edit] How Does One Identify a Cupcake?
Cupcakes can be recognized by their tiny, razor sharp teeth and the radioactive substance they excrete, called frosting. The most dangerous cupcake has been found to be those with a fine coating of hydrochloric and deoxyribonucleic acid disguised as vanilla. They are always made of very fattening Jewshit and are known to come in Make-Your-Own-Jewshit-Tasting Cupcake pacakges.
[edit] Other Facts About Cupcakes
Cupcakes have now become an endangered species ever since the Cupcake Massacre led by Gerald Ford in 1877. Furthering this loss was the Great Depression, as their largest food supply - cutlery and babies - took a dramatic downfall in availability but weer tying to bring them back to the wild and mixed them with muffins and their now called cup muffins. u r all stupid i needed facts for a stupid project about the invention of cupcakes nd now wat am i supposed to do? write an esssay on how cupcakes if u squint in just the right light might possibly maybe look like godzilla in a shower cap? or how they r no longer an indangered species! i am so gonna fail! The most horrible cupcake known in the history of man was a vanilla and carrot cake cross-breed. It grew to approximately thirty feet at the shoulder and was responsible for the destruction of Atlantis and the eruption at Pompeii. Unfortunately, its name is utterly unpronouncable by human standards and sounds slightly like an elephant belch.
Cupcakes may also be mistaken for Godzilla in a showercap.
Cupcakes are nearly invincible except for one trait - they explode when their victim's belly button is poked. Scientists have yet to decipher this phenomena.
That is known as Lord Cupcake (aka Elephant belch) and his evil mistress Lordess Cupcake, evil of all cupcakes. Their worst deed being the fact that many people can not eat him due to his adorability. Many other rebellious cupcakes bow down to him. He has been a arch nemesis to the muffin man since 876 BD (Before Dinosaurs, because nobody really cares about Christ). In this mighty war, Cupcakes often devour the penis head shaped muffins with their razor sharp teeth. Although prophets fortell that the cupcakes will be killed by the muffins in 2098, there is some flaw in that theory due to the quantum mechanics of each individual cupcake. This just goes to prove the theory that muffins are just ugly looking cupcake poseurs. Why would any body want to eat a muffin when they could eat a cupcake with icing and sprinkles on top? Only a fool.
While batteling the muslims, and the muffin man, Lord Cupcake has to face Ms. McFairycake. ALthough her appearance may be a bit sinister, her only goal is to bring peace between all cupcakes and muffins, by slaughtering any one who rebels or defys her edict.
