Cure

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A thing or action to bring terminal relief to a state of being cursed. like for instance:

• A Glock 9mm - cures life in most mammals.Or Zombies
• some acid - cures most mammals from the negative effects of life.
• aspirin - doesn't cure anything, but makes you feel better.
• democracy - cures you from idealism.
• dictatorship - cures you from democracy.
• Pretty Cure is some anime thing.
• Then there's The Cure, a pop group. There's an article about them, but it's not all the way written yet. You could look up Goth instead.

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