Cutting grass

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Cutting grass is a process which involves cutting expensive grass with cheaper materials like oregano. It is similar to the process of cutting coke with much cheaper things such as corn starch or Shopsmart Brand Carbonated Cola Drink.

[edit] How To Do It

The actual process involves the following:

• Grass
• Oregano, or cheap substitute
• Some plastic baggies

First you must take the grass and pour some of it into another plastic bag. Then you take some of the oregano and pour it into the plastic bag also. Then you shake it up (it is recommended that you seal the bag first). Now your customers will be none the wiser! Unless of course you cut to much oregano in, in which case it could either be dangerous, or not get them high enough, making it so they won't buy from you again.

[edit] Legal Issues

Grass is illegal in the U.S.A. Oregano however is not. Neither are plastic baggies. Therefore if the cops bust in your door, your best bet is to hide the grass first, and then make up a story about how you are simply a working-from-home oregano bagger. Cry a little if you think it will help, make the officer feel bad for you and leave.

[edit] Other Methods

Some people use lawn mowers to cut grass. While this works, it is not recommended for safety reasons. Also it is much more expensive.

[edit] See Also

• Cutting class
• Cutting deals
• Cutting dealers (Note: This is a recommended read for those who were screwed by getting a dud batch of grass by a dealer who cut it too much)
• Cutting cheese