Cyberbullying

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Real Live Bully

Cyberbullying is the biggest sensation of the world which gives you LOTS of bucks. The best way to explain Cyberbullying as an art is to use an analogy. A painter expresses himself with a brush, slowly making sure every detail of his painting illustrates the way he feels. A Cyberbully expresses himself with a keyboard and a webpage, slowly typing his own insecurities into the poor, poor, helpless minds of his victim, creating a beautiful work of art. It's a lot like DeviantART, except Cyberbullying actually yields real art.

1 Why Cyberbully?
2 Cyberbullying, A good idea, but does it go far enough?
3 But How Can It Be Rewarding If You Can't See Their Expression?
4 Examples Of Good Cyberbullying
5 Cyberbullying on Uncyclopedia

[edit] Why Cyberbully?

Ok, we all know the pleasures of bullying other people, but whats the appeal of internet bullying when you can't physically hurt anybody? The answers are many, and the top ten are listed below.

10. It's safe for everyone, including you. No scratches or bitemarks, and no frivolous lawsuits.

9. Never has there been a more concentrated population of geeks, nerds, and other bully bait than on the internet.

8. Broken bones and bruises will heal with time. A brutal attack on ones self esteem causes much more permanent damage, and will cause your own self esteem to skyrocket.

7. It's cool, like smoking. People think you're tough when they see your screen name next to a childish insult or threat.

Standard Cyberbully

6. Multi Tasking. Watch porn while destroying the mental stability of any number of victims at the same time.

5. Bully foreigners. Other countries are just teeming with prey (especially France!)

4. Piss off Uncyclopedia. No matter what its stance is, it's still a machine.

3. Improve the Wikis, Blogs, and other webpages with your witty remarks such as, "You suck," and, "Your Gay."

2. Kill time while all alone at home.

1. Sex appeal. Girls love guys who can type trash.

[edit] Cyberbullying, A good idea, but does it go far enough?

Usually Cyberbullying is a relatively satisfying experience for all, but sometimes the appropriate reaction isn't provoked from the victim. This is probably because he or she is exactly what you said, "a homo." Usually this person has responded to your bullying with a witty defence, or has not responded at all. Whatever you do, do not try to bully someone who has good wit, because these people are usually just gaytards who might be contagious. If the victim doesn't reply to your message, it's probably because that person is "pretending" to have a life. Phh, yeah right, what a douchebag.

[edit] But How Can It Be Rewarding If You Can't See Their Expression?

Of course we all love to see the reaction of the torturee, but isn't it all that much better if you guess? Real life is usually disappointing compared to the wonderful notions in the human mind.