Cybermen
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The Cybermen are a fictional race of estate agents who are amongst the most persistent enemies of The Doctor in the British science fiction television series, Doctor Who.They are generally the product of an accident between a Borg and some piping. They are currently working for the Raper Dave.
A race of teenagers and 30-somethings who live in their parents basement, the Cybermen are pasty-skinned estate agents who have been beaten up in the changing rooms one too many times for their liking. First seen in episode 13.37, the Cybermen attempted to take over the Earth because they wished to by several beachfront propeties in 284 countries but were prevented to do so by the Evil InterGalactic Society of People Who Prevent Purchase of Beachfront Propety® (EIGSPWPPBP). Unable to go out during daylight hours, the Cybermen had to resort to wearing specially crafted helmets allowing them to avoid sunburn and taunts in the harsh conditions of Basildon. They are perhaps best-known for their LOL-bombs and ROFL-rayguns, which they use in abundance to prove how lame The Doctor is. The Doctor usually defeats them by asking them if they've ever had sex, whereupon the Cybermen slink away into a pit of despair.
The Cybermen have appeared in over half of all the Doctor Who serials, albit often offscreen due to copyright issues. The Cybermen have also been featured in their own Audio Series 'Cyberman' written by popular impressionist Alister McGowen. The Cybermen have also appeared in an advertising campaign by Sprite where they are described as 'not being a litte green goblin like the product we sell' and informing the audience to 'obay you're thirst, Obay, Obay, Obay or you will be PWNNNNNED'
Cybermen are incapable of performing any kind of oral sex, but are known for their abilities during ocular sex.
Before cybermen evolved they simply wrapped themselves in foil and put on a helmet but now they have saved up enough pocket money to make themselves out of metal. (btw if you want to defeat cybermen go to scrapyard and turn on an electromagnet.)
Most recently, the Cybermen have emigrated to the small overflow town in the UK, known as Telford. It is unknown what they are doing there, but it has been confirmed that they have abducted the Mayor and seized control of Little Dawley, although no-one seems to give a fuck anyway.
