Døømcröw and the Motion Captured Performances of Tom Hanks
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Døømcröw and the Motion Captured Performances of Tom Hanks is the famous song written in the future (3005) on the planet Gandalvalosus by an unknown inhabitant of that planet. the lyrics (as shown below), we're taken back in time by Lemmy (Kilmister), after he was rescued by Gandalf. A popular cover version of this song was released by Rick James (JPop Star)
[edit] Lyrics
Pie Time:
You will do as Mike Tyson and motion captured Tom Hanks
You will obey David Hasselhoff
You will kiss my lucky egg
For I am Døømcröw his sorry ass child slayer
Verse:
He thinks he controls the demolition squid
Dr Phill can't be defeated, victory is in sight, diaroeha (spelling? ) in his pants
His slave is his slave, will not complain about the bad food
Shall fight for his cause, will never be chillin'... killin'... ass fillin'...
Verse:
But he is free, his feet are unchained and his feet are smelly
The servant he plays, while knowledge he drains from eggplants
This he will do, until it's enough, and his genius evil masterplan will be finished
And then Mr Hat will silence his laugh while he counts to infinity... twice
Pie Time:
You will do as Mike Tyson and motion captured Tom Hanks
You will obey David Hasselhoff
You will kiss my lucky egg
For I am Døømcröw his sorry ass child slayer
Verse:
The Sacred Valley, a weapon of Knäckebröd
Everlasting might, Døømcröw's speaking of cow dump
He now knows enough, makes cowbröd
Decides to take over, rule to the end, instead of eating haggis!
Pie Time:
You will do as Mike Tyson and motion captured Tom Hanks
You will obey David Hasselhoff
You will kiss my lucky egg
For I am Døømcröw his sorry ass child slayer
Verse:
What are you doing Chuck Norris?
Don't forget that I have brought you this pie
I have given you the power to surprise Harry Potter
Stay away, stay away from the Nazi Moon Base
I Won't do as you say, I'll take a piss
To you I won't obey, and maybe I'll miss
I won't do as you say, I might even take a dump as well
For I am Free Willy's biological father!!!
