DC Comics
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“Welcome to DC, bitch!”
~ DC on Marvel
Originally invented by Clark Kent as part of his secret identity, DC Comics later sheltered Batman and many other super-heroes by the same means.
DC Comics now publishes comics about Superman, Batman, BIONICLE, Aquaman, the Justice League and the Legion of Super-Heroes, all in the interests of denying that these people exist.
Every single superheroe who comes form DC Comics has black hair, and a gay sidekick, e.g. Batman and Robin, Superman and Superboy, Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl, etc.
If anyone actually sees any of these people flying around, and is crazy enough to tell anyone, they'll be told "What's wrong with you, don't you know they're just in comics? Oh, and movies? And on TV, too?" and laughed at and sneered at. Meanwhile Superman or whoever can get on with beating up the bad guys without being distracted by autograph-hunters.
Except Batman, who needs a plane or a helicopter or a Whirly-bat to fly.
Oh, and Aquaman, who can't fly. Or did he have a plane in the 60s? I can't remember now. If he did, count him in with Batman. If he didn't, he's stuck with running around the streets in that costume, and being mistaken for someone cosplaying as him. Plus, he is racist. He fights a guy called the Black Manta who is black, for pete's sake.
Oh, and one other thing, they all seem to have some beef with the Undead Kingdom. OK, so they tried to do Danny Phantom Comics, but then you've got villains from Grey Britain like The Mad Mud, who fought the Teen Titans. And then there's ones that take the pee like the Shining Knight, who doesn't shine at all.
There is little truth to the rumor that D.C. stands for District of Columbia, nor that the superheroes regularly need the services of a Doctor of Chiropractic, nor that it secretly advocates abortion D & C.
