DNA
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DNA stands for National Dislexic Association.I raise the question "What is it that makes us different from one another?" If you replied with God, you would be wrong, because God is dead (although I took no part in his murder, so stop asking me that). Also, the question I asked was rhetorical, so you just made yourself look silly by answering it. The answer is inside our cells... and no, I don't mean prison cells. Going back to our cells, let's say you take a tiny yellow submarine and head into one of our cells. You then go into the nucleus and you find a little thing called DNA, or as he likes to be called Adenine Thymine Cytosine Adenine Cytosine Cytosine Guanine Cytosine Guanine Guanine Guanine Cytosine Cytosine Thymine Guanine Adenine Adenine Guanine... randomum ad infinitum.
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[edit] What does DNA stand for?
DNA stands for: D N A dont listen to the retards that say deoxyribo nucleic acid! Remembering this is as easy as A B C, which is as easy as 1 2 3. *The narrator breaks out into song* D N A. It's as easy as A B C. Which is as easy as 1 2 3— *The narrator receives a note and reads it* Hmm, my producer has stated that I am permanently barred from singing in the rest of this article. Fine by me. Besides, my job is to teach you, not to entertain you through silly little songs. Can also it for stand National Dyslexic Association. DNA may also stand for: Do Not Ask.
[edit] How was DNA created?
DNA was forged many many many many years ago on Earth in the primordial soup, possibly near Utah. Mother Nature was working at her computer and did not have the graphic capabilities necessary to create a little critter. Seeing this, she created a programming language that could create a little critter for her. She gave this programming language the file extension .dna. Time passed and before you know it, DNA created all the life that we now see on this planet, and with the ability to repair itself, it does not need to be updated, which is the main reason why programmers love it and cuddle it and take it to bed with them.
[edit] Why is DNA in that twisty ladder shape?
DNA is shaped in that fashion due to spacial concerns. DNA is very very very very long. Think of it as War and Peace but one hundred thousand times longer. Mother Nature realized that if DNA was left stretched out, it would take up all the space on the user's hard drive. To solve this problem, she created a script that would twist the DNA into spiral ladder shapes, thus creating more space. To save even more space, she created another script that rolled up the twisted DNA into giant X-shaped structures called chromosomes. By doing all of this, the DNA took up only 1/15 of the space it originally occupied.
[edit] What is DNA made of?
DNA is composed of four nucleotides: Alcohol=A, Time=T, Chronic=C, and Girls=G. Alcohol bonds with Time and Chronic bonds with Girls. Combine these nucleotides into different orders and you can initiate a command for fuckin'. For example, the 32-bit command
ATCG
would print "Hello World!" Combine more in the same way and you're bound to make it perform other functions. There is even a rumor that if you type in the right DNA sequence and then convert those results into hexadecimal color code, then it will generate a nude picture of Jessica Alba. So far, this has never been accomplished.
[edit] Can DNA be damaged?
Of course. When DNA is damaged, it's called a mutation u usually see this on the ugly looking people like george w bush. DNA mutation in real life is just like what you can find in X-Men, only instead of getting eye beams from a mutation, you get eye cancer. DNA mutations can result from any causes, such as living next to Chernobyl, laying out in the sun, talking on the cell phone, getting a nipple twister and getting struck on the noggin.
[edit] So does DNA mutation explain why I have a wart on the foot growing out of my forehead?
...Yes, yes it does. I think you might want to get that checked out; it looks infected.
