Daffy Duck

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Daffy Duck showing the Warner copyright insigna burned out on his butt. Nobody rips off Daffy Duck!

Daffy Duck is a cartoon character ripped off Donald Duck in 1937 by U.S. government scientist Wakko Warner, who often thmoked mary jane and was too lame to create a character on hith own. Daffy first appeared in a cartoon called "Daffy's Pig Hunt" in which he hunted established Warner Bros. cartoon star Porky Pig and, since then, was known as the first African-American duck to appear on the big screem. Daffy became an almost instant success, though he never quite reached the level of popularity achieved by the first Warner Bros. cartoon thtar, Bugs Bunny. He was played by Duffy Duck.

1 Essential work
2 Supposed Death
3 Recent Adventures
4 Relationship with Sasha Montenegro
5 Death
6 Filmography

[edit] Essential work

"You Oughta Be in Pig-Tures" - Daffy trapth Porky in a box containing variouth freaky alternate universes, narcotics, naked men, and deadly gases, created by Wile E. Coyote. The box, later known as the Toonovision, becometh remarkably thuccesful. In the end, Porky is freed and in turn has a massive triple heart attack, a thoul manufuncture, a gall bladder accident and a suicidal duodoenum, so he dies. He cums back to life and traps Daffy in box. This cartoon inspired the creation of the real world's television.

"Oh, That Batshit Insane Duck!" - Daffy behaves in a completely batshit insane way for 7 minutes. Re-released 417 times under different titles.

"Yankee Doodle Daffy" -Daffy tries all things possible to get a "Lame Duck" child star who like Daffy is a Duck, to be accpted by Porky Pig {who is a Film Producer in this Picture} as a new thtar. Daffy even gets in Drag as Carmen Miranda.

"Book Review" - A one-duck show of Daffy playing all the roles of various fairy tales.

"The Almost Piggy Bank Robbery" - All the world's piggy banks come to life and feed on money. The fate of the world's money supply is in the hands of hapless U.S. Mint employee, Duck Twacy.

"That thcarlet Guy" - Daffy thaves various fellow Looney Tunes characters from the guillotine for a price.

"Rabbit Hire" - Daffy, head of the Acme Company, gives Elmer Fudd a job in the Firearms division. He instructs Elmer to use his newly-created weapons on business rival Bugth Bunny, yet only manages to get his beak (revealed in this film to be a prosthetic) numerous times.

"The Thunduck Kid" - Daffy rides in to save the town of Old Pedos from Yosemite Sam.

"Sap for all Seasons" - Business rivals Bugs and Daffy each persuade Elmer to work for their Firearms department and shoot the other.

"What the Duck?!" - Daffy wins the lottery, but the animator's suddenly falls into a coma and Daffy must remain completely motionless. When the cartoon can finally continue, Daffy can no longer claim the money.

"Duck Dodgers" - Daffy fights his evil Martian twin (without a beak)

"Rabbit! Duck! Rabbit!" - Bugs and Daffy play with their own company laws in order to get Elmer to shoot the other.

"Bean There, Duck That" - Trendy's employee Daffy puts magic beans into a chilli. A giant beanstalk erupts and the entire gang scrambles up.

"Ali Bugsy" - The legend of how Ali Bugsy and the forty thieves. Daffy plays Dassim, who finds out from Ali Bugsy about the treasure, and receives a beating from the forty thieves.

"Show What?" - Bugs and Daffy's agents have a comepetiton of their own.

"Robin Duck" - Daffy/Robyn Hode will not eat without a guest. Porky Pig/Little John is frustrated, so he makes a forest announcement, but no one will eat with Daffy.

"Looney Toons Back in Action"- Daffy helps save the world.

"Bah Humduck" - Daffy is one rich bastard but Bugs, Yosemite Sam and Elmer make him feel bad about it by dressing up as ghosts and taking him down memory lane through the times when he was an orphan, having his affair with Minerva Mink and how when he dies Porky's daughter will give birth to his son, Danger Duck. Daffy feels guilty for having all the good things in his life so he gathers all the male Looneys and organises a trip to Lola Bunny's house where they all gang-bang her.

[edit] Supposed Death

Daffy Duck clearly seeing doing the finger at the Great Almighty

There was a rumor of Daffy dying of one accident too many, with electrocution, but Daffy sued and won 123,000 worthless Pesos against the Mexican tabloid that spread the lies.

[edit] Recent Adventures

After his excapades on Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Space Jam as well as Looney Tunes: Back in Action and Slappy's Angels, Daffy semi retired to Mexico and is supposedly in a relationship with Actress and anti Presidente Pedro candidate Sasha Montenegro. However, since the death of Bugs Bunny, he's become funnier than the rabbit ever was or ever will be.

He also had short-term love affair with Minerva Mink, though when she became pregnant Daffy had offered to pay her abortion. This caused the end of the relationship because she considered it to be uncaring and cruel. But she aborted anyway.

[edit] Relationship with Sasha Montenegro

The relationship of Daffy with Sasha Montenegro is non sexual, as he does not sleep with her. There is the story going around that Sasha is Daffy's long lost daughter, but the truth is unclear as there is no evidence prooving this story. They supposedly met in Tijuana and he has bought her a house in Puerto Vallarta and has supported her anti Pedro campaign.

[edit] Death

When Daffy's Lover Sasha Montenegro died of AIDS that she got from like, a toilet seat. Donald began to have love affairs with Donald Duck, Paramount studios declared Incess was wrong, and totally sued Daffy for his personal gay incess life. The Jury was high so they just so "Whtvr ur guilty LOL" and Both lost 10 THousand catrillion bissuneisssillion dollars. Which Daffy paid since Donald needed drug money. Daffy than looked for work, so he became an assassinator. But on his first job, he was killed by a flock of Rabbits that appeared out of fucking no where.