Dairy Queen

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Coat of arms of Dairy Queen of the Dilly dynasty.

“Ma Unca Ray Ray stil be vers'n da Dairy Queen.”

~ Whiteman Smalljohnson on the great Dairy Queen segregation of 1794

Dairy Queen was Queen of the Land of Dairy Queen and northern Dairiloch from 1753 until her death in 1831. According to writers of the day, she was known to "treat her subjects right". She was briefly wed to Burger King, but this ended in divorce due to political reasons.

She was the fourth and penultimate monarch of the Dilly dynasty, and is remembered for returning her land from that of a burger empire to an ice cream economy. To this end, she had almost three hundred subjects in the meat packing industry executed. Her liberal dairy policies, however, were in many cases reversed by her successor and half-sister, Queen Brazier II (who ruled 1831-1905).

[edit] The kingdom after her death

Theorists suspect assasination by the niehboring kingdom of Irland. The "invasion of a million fries" followed shortly after her death but was defeated by The Burger King, who had taken power the port-lands of Irland, starving the living foods of the island. The dairy-heir of Land of Dairy Queen, princess Wendy, sought control of the kingdom and married the Cornol of the Kentucky territory, Pete Zuhut Sanders. They ruled from 1905 until 1942, when Ronald The Terrible sloughtered the armies of Dairyloch apon summuning the powerful demigod, The Big Mac Moon. The Moon left behind his signature burger to let the fallen kingdoms know who had brought the terror. The 58 Years Of Darkness followed, as Ronald The Terrible conquered all kingdoms of the western europian islands, making Irland the greatest power in the world today.

[edit] Resistance

An obvious burger-dealer who should be lynched.

It has been rumored that today there are resistance fighters in the "Unterr-Grount" society selling counterfiet and contrebande Dairy Burgers, such as the "cheeseburger", but this has not been confirmed. if ever you find a DQ burger, do not hesitate to panic and spit at it. Also, screaming loudly is appreciated to warn others of the impending threat.