Dali Code
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Criticallly acclaimed book and soon-to-be movie concerning the greatest cover-up in human history.
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[edit] Origins
The so-called "Dali Code" received its name from Salvador Dali, a man thought to be profoundly involved in the movement. The movement centers around the blood line of Hieronymous Bosch. You see, historians try to tell us that Bosch is a good and faithful monk who never does anything wrong, blah, blah, blah. Of course, they also sheepishly admit that he was immensely popular at the time. They also wish us to believe that Bosch died of natural causes, but we should no better than that. Apparently, Bosch's own paintings point to the fact that he was being persecuted at the time. We see this in his most famous work, Hey, I'm Being Persecuted Here!. However, most people looked more at the weird fish-gondolas instead, and so ignored the painter's cries for help. In a final attempt to "stick it to the man," he had a child (after a clandestine wedding with a clandestine cake and a clandestine choir[they had to whisper]). Ths child was then charged with carrying on the sacred bloodline of surrealism.
[edit] The Abbey of Horeb
The Abbey of Horeb was charged with guarding the bloodline of Bosch and surrealism when Bosch's wife, Amelia Earhart Bosch, landed in Iceland bearing Bosch's child. However, suppression was quick and fateful when the art community was overtaken by the Natuarlist Movement. The most dogged agents of the Movement were the Opus Moroni, who sought to suppress the bloodline of Bosch more vigorously than anybody else.
You see, the Moroni wished to suppress the bloodline of Bosch fearing that such a bloodline coming to light would endanger the monopoly the Naturalist Movement has over us all (tithes, etc.). However, the Abbey of Horeb has managed to elude the authorities and perpetuate the sacred bloodline.
[edit] Salvador Dali, Grand Master Abbot
Salvador Dali is often seen as a window into this secret dark con of man, or something like that. He is believed to have been a Grand Master Abbot of the Abbey of Horeb and so he must have known the off-shoot of Bosch's line quite well. Anyway, Dali's secret life can be seen in many of his paintings, especially The Progression of Time in which each of the clocks resembles the torso of Bosch himself hinting that worship of the sacred abdominal is "where it's at."
[edit] Other Grand Master Abbots
Other members involved in this conspiracy may have been/and may continue to be Beck, John Lennon, Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, Grand Master Flash (who obviously bore his title over into secular affairs), Tupac Shakur, Biggie Smalls, the Lindbergh Baby and James K. Polk.
