Dame Edna

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Dame Edna Dorothy Susan Gregory Shirley Germaine Louisiana Michael Robert Wendy Alexandria I Am A Woman With A Penis Everage (8000BC-) is some really, really old half-man-half-woman who was dubbed by Queen Elizabeth II in 300BC for being the world's oldest prostitute, and still is. She was successful in her early years, but now somewhat struggles to find sex with anyone nowadays, which is the reason why no one will ever see anyone that looks like Dame Edna while walking around a mall or park or wherever. A few elderly paedophiles who only knew her as "Dame Edna" have attempted to have sexual intercourse with her, but ended up having the fright of their lives after she undressed.

Note that her name cannot be confused with Mount Etna. That is the name of a volcano.

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Dame Edna is most famous for her appearance in the 1700BC war documentary, Lord of the Rings as one of the 124350139426589713650103451634 individuals in this massive army with extra-large elephants.

It is not known why she was there, but according to Damn Edna, it was a war against fags, with all the homosexuals, semi-homosexuals and gay elephants vs the Westboro Baptist Church. 124350139426589713650103451632 people lost their lives, proving that she's a mighty good fighter and a success at beating people over the head to death with her pet chihuahua. Fred Phelps, however, was the only one other than Edna to still exist, as he was the only one who was inside a forcefield bubble. She later married Mr Barry Humphries, whom she made the world's first ever semi-homosexual man to be successfully married.

Also, in 1957, she dated The Joker for a short period of time, making her the fourth human being to have sexual intercourse with a relative of Ronald McDonald other than Ronald himself - in this case, Ronald's father.

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Dame Edna has become famous for turning dancing into something that makes people look predominantly stupid as well as having naturally purple hair, making this one of the two biggest blunders to appear in evolution. Michael Jackson has got the other blunder as his face is naturally 100% plastic. She isn't famous for anything else, apart from going up on stage saying "Hello possums!" all the time.