Dance
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Dance is the art of moving one's limbs to music in radically authentic ways. Also known as prancing, a person who can perform multiple "styles" of dance is known as Lord of the Dance. Dancing originated on an atomic level where protons would spin their electrons dosie-doe. Ever since that occasious event dancing has been recognised as a great well-spring of theraputic goodness. One usually requires a stable body to dance "on" with enough gravity to keep them attached to it. Dancing on the Moon is a lot harder than it looks. We have seen from video archival evidence that Astronauts performed a kind of jig known as the springbok jive. Extra-terrestrial dancing has become a popular cultural phenomena. Dancing should not be confused with walking, running, or convulsions which are forms of locomotion. Dancing was, in fact, invented by Joseph Stalin
Dancing can refer to the following:
- Ballroom Dancing
- Belly dancing
- Break dancing
- Grave Dancing
- Hamster dance
- Happy Dance
- Interpretive Dance
- Irish Clog Dancing
- Irish Crack Dancing
- Lap dancing
- Limbo dancing
- Line dancing
- Morris Dancing
- Morrissey Dancing
- Noodle Dance
- Pole dancing
- Russian reversal (dance)
- The Safety Dance
- The Sayers Dance
- School Dance
- Tax (dance)
- Umbrella Jab Dance
Dancing can also refer to:
- Cats Don't Dance
- Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, European dance craze during Prohibition
- Dance Dance Evolution
- Dance Dance Revolution
- Feast of Dance Dance Revolution
- The Dance (Within Temptation EP)
- This is a disambiguation page. This page could refer to anything on the list, or it could refer to Richard M. Nixon. Who knows?
