Sudan
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| Motto: "Send us money if you ever want to see Darfur alive again" | |||||
| Anthem: "Thriller" | |||||
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| Capital | Anchorage | ||||
| Largest city | The U.S. Embassy | ||||
| Official languages | Gungan | ||||
| Government President | Inexistant | ||||
| National Heroes | Borat | ||||
| Independence | look elsewhere | ||||
| Currency | The Pebble | ||||
| Religion | Kwanza | ||||
| Population | ENOUGH ALREADY!!! | ||||
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[edit] History
Sudan was known for being a prime spot for collecting farm equipment, until the release of M.C. Pation-Proclamation's #1 album, Frees my People, Bitches. This lead M.C. Pation-Proclamation to become an instant billionaire, collecting large amounts of cash in the process.
M.C. Pation-Proclamation soon released a second album, entitled No'th 1, South 0, Forizzle. Though not as popular or entertaining as his first, he nevertheless collected large sums of cash.
Whilst working on his third album, M.C. Pation-Proclamation freaked out and moved to Africa, for no reason whatsoever. He is said to have moved to Chad, and because of his immense popularity, America was forced to pull out of the farm equipment trade, fearing they might accidentally harvest one of the many similar looking Farm tools.
[edit] People
The Sudanese are a people full of rich, ancient culture. Among one of their most sacred traditions, known as Bul-Sht, is a right of passage where 13 year old boys officially become men. However, as it does take place at night, no one is able to tell what any of the native Sudanese are doing.
Another popular past time is to contract AIDs. Similar to the "Who has the biggest dick" contest here in America, The "person to contract the most AIDs" is a Sudanese contest, where men can earn respect, and women can be beaten for not being in the kitchen where they belong.
[edit] Climate
The Climate in Sudan ranges from "Hotter than hell" in the winter to "Hot as Fuck" in the summer. Rain doesn't fall on Sudan, so the native Sudanese have evolved to a point where liquid intake is no longer required to maintain life functions.
[edit] Wildlife
Lions, Tigers, Black people, Occaisional White person, Elephants, Giraffes...Pretty much any thing you can see at a zoo, minus the kangaroos...Those live in Australia...
I'm sometimes confused with the animals here in Sudan. It's okay. The people here look like animals anyway.
[edit] Government
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[edit] Market
Sudan is a chief exporter of sand, dry wind, guilt, and the patented Sudanese diet plan.
[edit] Ancient History
Sudan is a country founded upon the dreams of one man. Hitler.
