Datsun
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Datsun Motor Corporation was founded by Paul Walker in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan in 1973. It was said that Walker once participated in an illegal street race in Southern California's San Fernando Valley using a lime green Mitsubishi Eclipse, and broke his car during the race, being badly beaten by an Asian kid in a Honda Civic who was apparently playing Playstation the whole time. Walker was then lectured by the omnipotent Vin Diesel before a crowd of esteemed street racers on the art form of street racing. Walker returned home that night a new man.
Invigorated with inspiration, Walker set out to build a new vehicle that would "dessimate all." Keeping this vague goal a top priority, he acquired a vehicle that suspiciously looked like it was purposefully beat to shit, and teamed up with "respected" car mogul Craig Lieberman to build what Lieberman dubbed "the ultimate steet machine".
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The two partners ran into rough times, however, when they ran into an immediate shortage of flashy paint for their car. In addition, the two could not settle on a design for the clear taillights. The ultimate street machine seemed to be doomed, when unexpected supply of overnight parts from Japan randomly appeared on their doorstep. Inexplicably, the project ran smoothly again.
Two years later, the vehicle was finished, and given the name "Skyler GT-R". The product literature described it as being "purpose-built for maximum pwnage". And pwn it did. Thanks to hidden vents that spray clouds of unused nitrous oxide gas outside the vehicle, and a tailpipe that spews out fiery breaths of wrath, the Skyler GT-R is able to fly over dangerous ramped bridge crossings without sustaining any noticeable damage. However, the car's only weakness is of this weird stun gun thingy cops in Miami apparently have. Datsun officials are said to have that problem corrected for the 2006 model year.
