Daughters of the American Red States

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The oldest patriotic organization of its kind in USA and its colonies, especially within the Red States.

DARS Founder

1 About the DARS
2 Membership
3 Objectives
4 Motto and Emblem

[edit] About the DARS

An organization founded by women. About women, for women and around women. Women with an E. None of that "Y" malarkey.

The Daughters of the American Red States (DARS) is an outgrowth of many local memorial, monument, and Red State home associations and auxiliaries to polling places of the United Voters of the Red States that were organized after the War of 2000, better known as the election of 2000. In case it is not clear, it is the oldest patriotic organization of its kind in our country, and especially within the Red States.

the great Red State Voters

[edit] Membership

Membership is open to women no less than 16 years of age who are blood descendants lineal or collateral of men and women who voted in a Red State. Special consideration is made to voters in the Peoples Republic of Florida which is not a Red State nor a Blue State, but a Purple State. Applicants of Florida need only to provide a certified copy of the voting transcript for the registered voter of ancestry.

[edit] Objectives

The objectives of the organization are Historical, Educational, Benevolent, Memorial and Patriotic:

To collect and preserve the material necessary for a truthful history of the War of 2000 and to protect, preserve, and mark the places made historic by Red State Voting
To assist descendants of Red State Voters in securing a proper husband
To fulfill the sacred duty of benevolence toward the survivors of the War and those dependent upon them
To cherish the ties of friendship among the members of the Organization

[edit] Motto and Emblem

The emblem of the DARS is a pork rind superimposed on a five-pointed star . At the tips of the points are the words of the motto: LOVE, HONOR, OBEY, COOK, CLEAN