David Crosby
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““He sure is a mighty fine tap dancer!””
~ Oscar Wilde on David Crosby
David Vinegar Helgard Riverboat Skunk Baxter Crosby (born August 14, 1901 in Los Angeles, California) is a sperm donor, human walrus, tambourine player for the Mamas and the Papas and was the first ever recipient of crack rock bone replacement surgery. He is the son of David Crosby, the exact same person as himself.
He was the inventor of Michigan, Euroipods, and Wikipedia.
He was Jesus for 68 hours once.
In 1967 he became a dictator. Nobody cared. So, He began a successful solo career as a tambourine player in 1971.
He's not a hockey player? Damn, I thought he was.
David Crosby donated his scent to Melissa Etheridge in 1996 so that she can smell like a corpulent walrus as well, because as a lesbo she is unable to produce such phenomenally acrid odours.
In 2006, he was killed by Rachael Ray during an Ice Fishing tournement. WTF, man?? How the hell is that supposed to make sense?
[edit] Solo discography of David Crosby
- 1971 I Forgot Who I Am...
- 1989 Oh Fuck!...
- 1993 Thousands of Beetles Are Eating My Arm. I'm Going to Pick them Off and Give Myself Scabs.
- 1995 What? Who Are You? Wait... I'll Let My Naked Body and Rye Soaked Rifle Do the Talking (live)
- 1996 Nude White Fat Body (live)
- 1997 Sperm For Sale
- 2000 Spreading Eagle Tour
- 2002 Eating Rotten Food to Get High and Spread Eagle on Stage (live)
- 2003 Puking on the Dead(live)
- 2007 I'm Old
