David Tennant

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“Phwoar, so dark, intense, and leather-clad...”

~ Noel Coward on David Tennant

“He's rubbish! Crap! Who is he? Where is he? What would Mary Whitehouse say? There was only one good Doctor Who, and I think you know who that was. Sylvester McCoy, obviously.”

~ Tom Baker on David Tennant

“I'm sorry, I'm so sorry...”

~ David Tennant on his performance as the Doctor

“ Not sexy. At all. No way. Ugliest person in the world. Horrible voice, as well.”

~ Helen Keller on David Tennant.

David Tennant (more commonly known as The Great One) is an actor widely considered to be the sexiest ever Scotsman ever alive. He is considered as God, Jebus and Everything to all women, and thus looks like the type of person to be picked for to be boned. Like said, he is the sexiest ever guy alive. He is most famous for hosting the series reboot of the game show Highlander, shortly after Northy McNorth North The Yorkshire Pudding Man left the show. (thank God)

[edit] The Thespian Period

The picture says it all

Eventually growing tired of announcing fights between rogue Immortals, Tennant auditioned for the role of Aerith in Final Fantasy VII: The Musical, but was ultimately turned down when the producers decided to utilise CGI instead of real actors, as much as David Tennant can be called a real actor. (Ooh, burn.)

[edit] The Doctor Who Years

After nearly reaching rock bottom, he was picked up by the almighty BBC, which then turned him into a Time Lord where he started an affair with Billie Piper, in which many dirty, unspeakable acts were committed in the TARDIS, hence why many have begun to refer to him as "David Ten-inch".

Tennant is currently filming the fourth series of Doctor Who. This series will be unique in that Billie Piper leaves the series to be replaced by Mr T who will yet again be playing himself as a woman. It is reported this season will have much more controversial subject matter. The episodes are said to deal with such things as male pregnancy and homosexuality. Captain Jack Harkness, the Doctor's long-standing Bi-sexual lover, will return to the series and get the Doctor pregnant in the final episodes (rumour has it he gives birth to triple-hearted twins). This is an attempt to explain David Tennant's actual pregnancy.

The casting decision was ultimately not made in Tennant's favor.

Many people have speculated that the current series will be the last, due to both Tennant's other commitments in an upcoming Shakespeare play 'TARDIS, where art thou? To be or not to be travelling in time' and worries over typecasting. So far these fears have been unfounded. Numerous successors have been noted to replace him, including but not limited to Tony Blair, Ross Kemp, Boris Johnson and Barney the Dinosaur. So far Barney is the odds of favourite for the Bookies.

[edit] Controversy

After the FF7 fiasco, Tennant was convicted of the murder of famed actor and evil man John Simm. Tennant claimed that it didn't matter, as Simm would just regenerate anyway. The court informed Tennant that Simm was on his twelfth regeneration, to which Tennant replied "Fuck! im Screwed." He died in prison and was cremated.

[edit] External Unlinks

• David Tennant Zone - Unofficial Unwebsite.

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