Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December 1

December 1: Sherlock Holmes Day

1531 - First slave ship carrying White people crashed off the coast of Mali.
1887 - Sherlock Holmes appears for the first time in a dazzling sheer white silk tafetta evening gown, creating an instant sensation throughout the Victorian world.
1889 - Holmes appears again, this time in a pink lace teddy, during a "pre-release" trade-show demonstration of the latest features of Windows Vista.
1891 - Holmes is killed by Professor Moriarty.
1892 - IN soviet Russia Popular demands YOU
1894 - Holmes is back by popular demand.
1897 - Holmes disappears over Switzerland's Reichenbach Falls, only to reappear three years later on the northern shoals of Lake Lugano as a giant squid.
1935 - First known accusation of pedophilia made against Woody Allen when he is caught staring at hot Asian infant in next crib.
1981 - Britney Spears is conceived.
1988 - Geddy Lee ate breakfast.
2000 - United States of America replaced with exact replica. No one notices, except for rest of world.
2001 - The Sherlock Holmes cartoon sweeps the nation of United Kingdom, hundreds die when bad dubbing and flashing-far-from-this-future lights caused people to bleed from their ears.
2006 - Satan returns to earth.
2006 - 09:30 Satan gets mugged in Compton.
2006 - 10:00 Satan goes back to hell, deciding it's safer.
2007 - India becomes the superpower.
2020 - Super Mario dies while trying to slide down a pipe.