December 25

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What does December 25 mean to you?

• Christmas Day (National Shopping Day for residents of the United States only)
• Chwistmas pwesents!!!
• The day Baby Jesus was boned
• Hanukkah
• Chanukah
• Hanookah
• Harmonica
• Chakanuuka
• Canuckistan
• Festivus
• Saturnalia
• A night of hard drinking, followed by a long day of hard drinking.
• The Day I lost my virginity to a fat man in a red suit with a giant candy-cane dildo.
• Jesus's 2008th birth.

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