Degrassi: Deep Space Nine

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The early logo for the show, which would eventually be carved into the moon by a crew of Jewish slaves to celebrate the second season.

Much like the standard Degrassi the Next Generation appearing on the CBC Televison Network, this spinoff was yet another attempt to revive the series. Unfortuantely, it only made it to season two, the series finale ending with the Cardassians reclaiming the school from the Bajorans, which shortly preceded the execution of the faculty and the enslavement of the student body.

[edit] Plot Summary

The Federation of Education would control the school as a neutral body in conflict between the Cardassians and the Bajorans. They would appoint their own staff to keep the station running as a neutral body. Strategically, it had access to a wormhole, which allowed for it great economic potential, as it was a base station for the exploration of the Gamma Quadrant. The wacky adventures begin here.

[edit] Cast of Characters

• Quark: A disgruntled employee of the school cafeteria, with an unhealthy obsession for money, but a heart of gold.
• Odo: School security guard, disfigured by his own people when he switched sides in a previous war. Also with a heart of gold.
• Benjamin Sisko: School principal (until midway through season two), he rules with an iron fist, handing out detentions like they were lollipops at a doctor's office. Contrary to popular belief, does not have a heart of gold.
• Kira Nerys: School's viceprincipal (replacing Sisko as principal midway through season two). Has a rack of gold.
• Nog: The youngest in the school, has a fondness for extremely baggy clothing, exessive bling, and talking street. Has a grill of gold.