Delia Ketchum

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Delia's boyfriend

Delia Ketchum is so stupid and crazy, she was once a Team Rocket member, but now, Giovanni went naked looking for her, but the good news is she fell in love with Professor Oak and called him Samuel or Sam for short.

1 Delia's dirty little secret
2 Childhood
3 Teenage Years(or should i say days?)
4 Mr.Ketchum???
5 Shrunken Ash
6 The NEW evidence
7 Evidences
8 Links

[edit] Delia's dirty little secret

Delia has a deep passion for her mr.mime and gets extremely territorial over him. He is often her sex slave when oak or giovanni is unavailable. Often mime is inlcuded in her three somes. They even had an egg together which later hatched into a mime jr. Delia is sex maniac and will fuck anything with a pulse, including her own son. The night Ash awoke in the middle of the night to find his mom giving him his first blow job was when he decided he was going to leave for a "pokemon journy". Delia has also successfully converted misty into a lesbian after one hot night of rape. Delia is often scene walking around town with mr.mime on leash in his imfamous S&M outfit.

[edit] Childhood

She was the daughter of Colonel Sanders and Nurse Joy. In one of her childhood days, her mother got angry at her and threw her in a Spartan Pit while they visited Sparta. Then young Delia suffered until King Leonidas raised her for 10 years straight, then neglected her. But one day, while she was in Titanic, before the boat crashed the ice berg, she committed suicide but it failed because she woke up in Pallet Town. She ended up working as a sex slave until she killed her boss during bedtime.

[edit] Teenage Years(or should i say days?)

She was a gangsta with Professor Oak, Leonidas and Adolf Hitler and they commonly hang out in the beerhouse, but unknown to them, that she was a star dancer in the disco club at the top of the beerhouse. She was also arrested for sexing with a 12-year-old-skateboarder from China.

[edit] Mr.Ketchum???

She married a guy named Jay Ketchum and killed him after Ash was born. She later planned to have sex with Professor Oak. And the other Mr. Ketchum is Giovanni or Professor Oak, but who cares? There is no way Ash would have a father named Jay, his real father is Giovanni, not Professor Oak, or at least its Professor Oak.

[edit] Shrunken Ash

A news occurred in 2004 that Ash was shrunken by Delia along with Misty, then officials went to the house of Delia Ketchum and investigated for 4 years straight, and until now, investigators are still in her house. Even Giovanni went there to recover the shrunken Ash who was believed to be hidden in a doll house. But the officials recovered Misty after 5 months and returned her to normal size. But as reported by Cassidy and Butch, Ash was nowhere to be found but Pikachu was later caught being kidnapped by Delia after Jessie got drunk. Also that the case got solved in July 11, 2005, but the solving was a fucking mistake. Now, the search is still ongoing and to all Team Rocket members, you are not allowed to be drunk unless you want your stupid possession stolen.

[edit] The NEW evidence

Also said by Officer Jenny that she was found molesting Jessie and James(after they got drunk) and Meowth was of course, asleep in Giovanni Forelli's car where Mario was also smoking and Luigi was casted into a sleep spell by Bowser after Princess Peach tried to steal a bag of crystal stars from Rosalina. Also, this was the death of Professor Bitch(not to be confused of Team Rocket's Bitch) who got killed by Mewto. Also that Ash was found by Shigeru Miyamoto and now Ash is under hostage by Shigeru Miyamoto. Also that Domino got killed by Bowser when she was only "KICKING" the ass of Luigi, but now, police officers are still investigating where Ash really is. Please join in search of Ash Ketchum and your reward will be the Team Rocket HQ turned into a giant mansion with a 1000 square meter swimming pool, join now and make Osama Bin Laden your sex slave or just marry Giovanni and tell him to have sex with you(your gender doesn't matter) or you can spend the cash reward of 1 billion dollars to buy everything you want(except for non-nintendo videogame consoles). Now, rescue Ash!!!

[edit] Evidences

As of 2007, a shocking evidence was seen that Delia's love interest is Professor Oak as reported by Ash, Misty, Brock, Team Rocket and more Pokemon Trainers and civilians. Here are the known evidences from the witnesses:

As seen by the witnesses, they were kissing while Jessie got drunk	It was proven that she came from Hollywood	As said by Misty, they were last seen having sex	A young girl trying to fuck her
Delia is from Team Rocket, now she's going to steal our Pokemon

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