Diaper
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“The minute I saw a pair of Goodnites on the store shelf, I raced straight home to try them on and forgot that I hadn't even paid for them!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Diapers
“I swear, I have never worn those silly things in all my life.”
~ Pathological liar on diapers
Diapers are fluffy, soft, padded, and comfortable undergarments. They are normally worn by babies, but girls have also been known to wear them on a regular basis instead of panties, as they claim that diapers are more comfortable and sexier. Any person who wears a diaper is bound to get stimulated to the point of wetting the diaper because its comfort is so overwhelming.
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[edit] Types
There are two types: cloth and disposable. Disposable ones tend to be the most comfortable because they are tighter, more padded, and they are much more snug. They also look considerably sexier than traditional cloth diapers. Additionally, they make a crinkling noise that is rather attractive.
[edit] Construction
Cloth diapers are not as comfortable as disposable ones, so this section will be skipped.
Disposable diapers are made with a special kind of padding that is extra soft and extra padded. The padding is reinforced in the crotch area, as that is the area most needed to be stimulated. In order to spark further arousal, delicate, crinkly paper-like material is placed inside to tickle a person and to make the sexy crinkling sound. The disposable diapers are made so snug and tight so that a person will have a tremendously difficult time removing it, almost forcing a person to wet the diaper. Additionally, the diaper is intentionally built to be excessively comfortable so that people will be forced to wet.
There is the traditional plain diaper with tape on the sides. Then, there is the pull-up, which is probably the most comfortable of them all. How-ever they tend to fit more like regular panties. This may be more appealing to those who are new to the diaper experience. Wedgies in diapers are also very comfortable.
[edit] How to Wear
Wear the diaper so that it is visible (especially if you wear a skirt...ensure that an upskirt view is possible). Do not make it overly visible, though. Just wear it like normal underwear and hope people notice.
[edit] Incontinentia Cerebralis
It is also common to wear diapers as means to provide dangerous substances from leaking out of the brain. This is very common in areas such as the middle east and a fashionable accessory for members of various groups of Entrepreneurs.
[edit] Diaper Wearers
Anyone can wear a diaper, but they are most commonly worn by the following groups of people:
- Mas Selamat
- Adult Baby
- Diaper Lovers
- Babies
- Girls
- Gay people
- Communists
- Cupid
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
- Jessica Simpson wannabes
- Britney Spears
- You
- Astronauts
- George Bush
- Miss T.Ishmuratova
[edit] Statistics
A 2002 survey showed that 87% of girls who wore diapers got more dates than those that only wore panties. Furthermore, 100% of the girls that wore diapers claimed that they felt a lot more comfortable and sexier than in panties. It is also important to show that men were included in the survey as well, although not many men succumbed to diaper wearing.
